Toliet Paper as a present?
#1
Posted 21 October 2004 - 08:22 PM
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WOOO WOOO TOAST!
#3
Posted 21 October 2004 - 09:24 PM
#4
Posted 21 October 2004 - 09:38 PM
#5
Posted 21 October 2004 - 09:45 PM
as disturbing as it is, probably not. I, personally, wouldn't send somone a roll of toilet paper for a birthday present, but in this case, it isn't up to me
it might make a fun gag gift, though
#6
Posted 21 October 2004 - 09:46 PM
What's that...trashing houses? Cause Toilet paper has more uses that what people think...even though most of those uses are pure trouble with the cops. Like what I did one time at night: Me and my buddy Short Stuff a few years ago went to toilet paper some guys front yard trees. But we also had bottles of water with us. You figure out the rest. I'll say this, he still hasn't gotten all of it out of the tree yet, since most of it is still on the top, dried onto the bark. Now that's a good reason to give toilet paper as a present. And even better if it's Spaceballs the Toilet Paper, even though they don't make them.
#7
Posted 21 October 2004 - 10:14 PM
Think about the many uses for stuff man. Toilet paper can be used to wipe ones bottom, but there are many things, less ah... how to say it... dirty things you can use it for.
#8
Posted 22 October 2004 - 02:32 AM
Anyways, Toilet paper is cool. Because it makes my bottom zestfully clean.
#9
Posted 22 October 2004 - 10:43 AM
There's no other use for it I can think of, and it's not really something fun. If I got toilet paper for my birthday, I don't even know what I'd do... but I wouldn't like it.
#10
Posted 22 October 2004 - 11:48 AM
#11
Posted 22 October 2004 - 12:20 PM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. It might sneeze right then and there.
#12
Posted 22 October 2004 - 02:20 PM
I think he meant for removing the excrement from his posterior. If you are right, shame on you, Ielen.
#13
Posted 22 October 2004 - 04:44 PM
#14
Posted 22 October 2004 - 05:05 PM
#15
Posted 22 October 2004 - 07:12 PM
Masterbating? Um... okay polygon... Cant say that one came to mind...
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