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[Lightwulf]

The record keeps on rolling until it falls and breaks on some rocks.   Hey, you said you "rolled" it, right?

 

I roll Super Mario.

Edited by Lightwulf, 29 March 2019 - 12:29 AM.

[Nathaniel]

You become Super Luigi instead.

 

I roll a banana.

[Lightwulf]

The record from a couple of posts earlier (before it falls, that is) rolls right through your banana, giving you a banana split!

 

I roll a Deku Nut.

Edited by Lightwulf, 04 April 2019 - 01:20 AM.

[Nathaniel]

You're too stunned to use them yourself.

 

I roll a sweet roll.

[klop422]

Sweet!

 

I roll a sausage roll

[Nathaniel]

You get a sausage fest.

 

I roll a sunny afternoon in the summertime.

[klop422]

You get a sunny afternoon in summertime, but it was a rainy and windy morning and the temperature hasn't really risen yet

 

I roll Queen Elizabeth I

[Nathaniel]

You are royally screwed.

 

I roll doubles for three straight turns.

[klop422]

You get nothing. Should have rolled triples.

 

I roll a fluke

[Nathaniel]

All goes as expected.

 

I roll a Rock Lobster.

[klop422]

It starts lobbing rocks at the opposing team

 

I roll the sky

[Nathaniel]

The sky is not the limit, as you fall out to space.

I roll a Fox.

[klop422]

Move forwards 19 spaces. Also, your chicken reserves are depleted in their entirety (as well as a couple bottles of cider)

 

I roll an overbloated plot with too many extra characters

[Nathaniel]

You know that many of them are going to die.

 

I roll a period.

[klop422]

The game comes to a full stop.

 

I roll a comma