ONE DAY in the mystically normal land of Rectangle Country, a kid named Yarg gets quite bored. He leaves his house and talks to his bud, The Sleepy Advice Guy. The Sleepy Advice Guy tells Yarg it might be fun to go take the average Sword out of the magical rock from inside of the Stone Chasm.
This takes us back around 50 years. The land was infested by monsters that terrorized the peoples for no good reason. A highly-knowledgeable scholar figured out that the monsters were minions of the Monster Lords, and if the Monster Lords were to die, their minions would vanish along with them. The people of Triangle Town chose their greatest warrior to take upon the task of slaying the Monster Lords. He did just that, he took their Medals of Proof, containing their souls, and sealed them inside the magic rock in the Stone Chasm. Though the rock was cracked, allowing monsters to escape from it. He fixed this by sealing the crack with his sword.
Anyways, Yarg goes and takes the sword out of the rock.
This wasn't a good idea.
The King of Triangle Town sentences Yarg to kill the Monster Lords for good, and that's where the adventure begins wow this is a serious sounding story let's fix that by adding a run-on sentence.
OH AND DID I MENTION THAT THIS QUEST IS IN a 4 color GB tileset
and it's also a comedic quest
where the plot doesn't matter
but it's quite damn fun and that's all that matters
yeah I'm sure a quite a few of you are like:
"wow he's actually still making it what a chump but he's probably almost done after these 2 years right"
- Like 55% I think
- lithium / porc - not that hard
THE PART YOU CARE ABOUT
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=TKQfeWEgZJk <- Trailer for Demo 2.
http://exclamation.o...rc/zelda051.png <- some of Icosagon Island
http://exclamation.o...rc/zelda052.png <- Oval Island
http://exclamation.o...rc/zelda053.png <- Rhombus Volcano
http://exclamation.o...rc/zelda059.png <- Fairly recent Rectangle Country
http://exclamation.o...me/zelda010.png <- level 4
http://exclamation.o...stomenemies.PNG <- doodles of enemies
http://exclamation.o...me/zelda093.png <- doodles of characters
http://exclamation.o...c/porc_yarg.jpg <- yarg portrait
anyways THE DEMO
Readme in spoiler tag format
DIRECT DOWNLOAD LINK FOR DEMO 2
or get it at good ol' ZCR
USE BUILD 1194 or so
direct download link to 1194 (windows)
Note that this quest contains some strong language and adult themes, if you are offended by such material I'd highly suggest not playing this