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[Lightwulf]

Do not pass Go.  Do not collect $200.  (Not that you'd get that money anyway!)

 

I roll a Chain Chomp.

[Nathaniel]

Left or right side, you're on the wrong side.

I roll a Darkwulf.

[klop422]

Lightwulf gets a little annoyed.

 

I roll a Litewulf

[Nathaniel]

Wolfos come out of the light.

 

I roll a horde of goblins.

[klop422]

You get a gourd of hobgoblins.

 

I roll a gourd of magic potion

[Lightwulf]

You keep the gourd so you can refill your magic potion bottle several times. (Sounds like something we could put in a quest! 5-time reuse potion!)

 

I roll a Darkwulf.

Funny thing is... that's the name of my nemesis!  

 

I roll a Pokey (from the Mario series).

[Nathaniel]

One falls on your head, giving you a spike haircut.

 

I roll a fresh pizza pie.

[klop422]

You have a good dinner. Lose a turn.

 

I roll a stale pizza pie.

[Lightwulf]

You throw it like a frisbee (since you obviously can't eat it). Roll again.

I roll a meat-and-cheese sandwich.

[klop422]

You meet a cheese Sandwich.

 

I roll a Banjo and a Kazoo.

[Lightwulf]

You get a bear and a red-crested breegull that like to play their namesake instruments!

 

I roll a violin.

[klop422]

There's no good violinist nearby so all you get is a screech.

I roll a thank you note

[Lightwulf]

It reads: "Banjo-Kazooie thanks you for trying the violin!  Keep practicing (so you don't hurt people's ears)!"

 

I roll a suburban house.

[Nathaniel]

You get a little box on the hillside, made of ticky tacky.

 

I roll a magazine.

[Hawkfang42]

your house becomes paper mache

 

I roll Neptune (the Roman god, not the planet)