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[Nathaniel]

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

 

Going left is much harder than going right.

 

1/10

[FieryBirdyThing]

Crash Bandicoot

 

The main character stole his whole 'Australian animal spins around and talks gibberish' shtick from Taz.

 

1 wumpa fruit out of 10... Which is all he'll have left once the lawsuits are settled.

[Nathaniel]

Starfield

 

It's too much like Starbound.

 

3/10

[FieryBirdyThing]

Star Fox Adventures

 

Actually, it's one singular adventure.

 

1 adventure out of however many adventures there were supposed to be.

[Nathaniel]

Chinese Checkers

 

It's not actually Chinese.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (video game versions)

 

It doesn't really matter if you do want to be a millionaire, you don't actually win any money, no matter what happens.

 

£100 out of £1,000,000

Edited by FieryBirdyThing, 06 October 2022 - 10:30 AM.

[klop422]

Age of Empires

 

Terrible for learning history

 

2/10

Age of Mythology

 

Terrible for learning about religion

 

1/10

[Nathaniel]

Tee Ball

 

Wiffleball's easy mode, which is softball's easy mode, which is baseball's easy mode.

 

T/W/S/B

[klop422]

Rock, Paper, Scissors

 

I tried for hours to break some scissors with a rock, and couldn't do it.

 

1/3

[FieryBirdyThing]

Mouse Trap

 

Cannot be used to trap actual mice.

 

0 mice caught out of 10

[Nathaniel]

The Binding of Isaac

 

I thought this was an educational game based around Isaac Asimov.

 

0 apples out of 10

[klop422]

Super Seducer

 

People apparently don't like this?!??!?!

 

10/5

[Nathaniel]

Gyromite

 

I don't have a robot.

 

0 out of 1 robot

[FieryBirdyThing]

Monopoly

 

The single biggest cause of break-ups, divorces, family breakdowns, and lost friends.

 

1/10

 

Oh, wait, you've landed on my space, which has a hotel on it. That'll be £1,000, please.

 

New score: 1,001/10

[Nathaniel]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

Why is the nerd turtle the most overpowered?

 

3/10