Badly Explain the Plot to Something
#31
Posted 12 August 2015 - 12:57 PM
Jurassic Park: That's it! I've had it with these mother lovin' lizards on this mother lovin' island!
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#32
Posted 12 August 2015 - 04:52 PM
Pokemon: Ten year old boy poaches animals in a world where even the cutest of creautes can brutally eviscerate you with little effort. A criminal organization genetically engineers their own animal to conquer the world, and you, as a ten year old boy, are the only one competent enough to stop them. Also, your neighbor's name is Butt.
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#33
Posted 12 August 2015 - 07:42 PM
Only if it stars Samuel L Jackson.
Pokemon: Ten year old boy poaches animals in a world where even the cutest of creautes can brutally eviscerate you with little effort. A criminal organization genetically engineers their own animal to conquer the world, and you, as a ten year old boy, are the only one competent enough to stop them. Also, your neighbor's name is Butt.
Yes, dear god yes Im watching asap
Jeopardy!: Nerdy people pick boxes like they're gambling in Las Vegas whilst speaking figure of speech correctly.
#34
Posted 13 August 2015 - 11:41 AM
Baywatch: Hasslehoff doesn't sing on the beach.
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#35
Posted 17 August 2015 - 11:20 AM
Dear god no.
Pokemon Anime: The same as the games, only now the protagonist is an immortal bratty 10 year old who has a huge ego problem, sucks at battling (unlike the protagonist of the games), and is a 100% unlikable character. Also, the criminal organizations never get stopped, Pikachu's don't level up, and your (read: the protagonist's) rival is still a huge dick. Finally, the protagonist's name is "Ash", and your rival's name is "Gary", both being slang words for anus.
Edited by Dimentio, 17 August 2015 - 11:20 AM.
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#36
Posted 18 August 2015 - 11:27 AM
Super Mario bros. Super show: an animation based one that game with the Italian plumber, where said plumber is spaghetti obsessed, travels with his coward brother Luigi, his girlfriend, who is a princess, but seems to have no power, and 'Toad', a guy who always wears a standstill on his head. And this mannerism doesn't make Toad weird, but the others.
The villain is king kappa, who is a giant spiky-shelled turtle, speaks in a gravelly bass voice, and has some strange requirement for control of the Mushroom kingdom, over which the Princess has 'power'.
Also, there's another section where Mario and Luigi do a live-action sitcom with other actors, where they do nonsensical skits, including a vampire one, and one with 'alligator dundee'.
If you watch this, get ready for King Koopa's gravelly voice, and loads of Italian food jokes/puns.
Edited by klop422, 18 August 2015 - 11:27 AM.
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#37
Posted 20 August 2015 - 09:29 PM
Seen it, 2/5.
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#38
Posted 27 August 2015 - 03:42 PM
Hell no.
Pokemon Origins: Same as the first season of the anime, but darker, more deaths, and the main character is now an ugly version of the game's main character who can talk and has a slightly lower iq. Also, shoehorned in mega evolution at the end.
#39
Posted 28 August 2015 - 11:50 PM
Sounds better than the original anime. Yes.
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#40
Posted 29 August 2015 - 09:17 PM
Sounds better than the original anime. Yes.
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Nope, sounds boring.
Star Wars Saga: Watch how a young desert boy becomes a big mamma's boy who then turns into an evil robot because he thinks everyone is against him. After having twin babies with a hot mother, the male twin grows up and wants to become a Jedi just like his papa. The boy then meets with a pair of tin cans, an old man, a not so smooth gangster with his pet Sasquatch, a super hot princess who is actually his twin sister and a green imp. Watch how he and his team fight against the bad guys.
(Oh, and his sister actually kisses him BTW).
Edited by Demonlink, 29 August 2015 - 09:22 PM.
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#41
Posted 29 August 2015 - 09:34 PM
Eww pls no incest
Sonic Dreams Collection: Have a sexual relationship with your favourite blue hedgehog today. Then, get birthed.
Edited by Dimentio, 29 August 2015 - 09:34 PM.
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#42
Posted 30 August 2015 - 05:32 AM
Yes
Minecraft:
Blocks. And more blocks. And even more. But wait! No, that's it.
#43
Posted 30 August 2015 - 05:38 AM
No.
The Room: Watch as Lisa tears Tommy Wiseau's acting skills apart.
#44
Posted 30 August 2015 - 05:40 AM
There is nothing to break. So no.
We Bare Bears: 2 bears, 1 panda.. pretending to be someone the aren't.
#45
Posted 30 August 2015 - 05:44 AM
Yes, since I'm already watching it.
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