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#16 ZoriaRPG

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Posted 22 December 2018 - 01:54 AM

lettuce contain vitamin K, so is not useless, It has little flavor but with the right seasoning it can be better.
I don't like eat it alone, but whit a steak, so K and B12 in the same dish and is good too.


I'd prefer to get 12 Bs and a K in my alphabet soup.

You're better-off with spinach...

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#17 Dimentio

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Posted 22 December 2018 - 04:27 AM

Lettuce stop this ridiculous conversation


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#18 JohnnieForce

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Posted 22 December 2018 - 07:52 PM

Very much so. And I think we all know who "lettuce" is.



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Posted 26 December 2018 - 03:14 AM

agreed! *laughs haughtily, with a mouthful of spinach, watching the filthy romaine lettuce-eaters perish from the earth*



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Posted 02 January 2019 - 08:12 PM

you're a damn moron hergiswi


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:38 AM

you're a damn moron hergiswi

 

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:18 AM

Nothing personnel kid
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 02:18 AM

What a peculiar topic. The only thing lettuce is good for is rehydration if their is no other liquid around. To be used as a last resort. I prefer kale and spinach myself. Even seaweed got more flavor than iceberg lettuce. I think Rambly said it best.

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 07:18 PM

Baby spinach ftw. Iceberg has the flavor of lettuce, but with low battery. Also not a kale fan.



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Posted 24 February 2019 - 08:52 AM

You know what? I've changed my mind. I was trying to middle road it, to find some kind of diplomatic compromise, but actually, I love iceberg lettuce. It tastes great, and it surprisingly good to snack on, if it's fresh.
So there.

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Posted 24 February 2019 - 05:28 PM

Can we all agree that spinach tastes 78% better than lettuce? Even in salad, lettuce is just filler that so you're not eating a bowl full of carrots, croutons, and dressing. 



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Posted 24 February 2019 - 06:30 PM

Not sure I can, to be honest. Spinach has more flavour, I suppose, but it's very much an "am I in the mood for this" type flavour, whereas Lettuce has a flavour I can always eat.

By this point I am arguing for the sake of it, even though I do really hold this opinion.



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Posted 28 February 2019 - 11:20 PM

I now basically make a half-assed Caesar Salad.  Romaine lettuce, shredded carrots, bits of cabbage, shredded parmesan cheese, parmesan italian dressing or traditional italian dressing (rather than Caesar dressing, thus half-assed), and croutons.



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Posted 01 March 2019 - 02:18 PM

Hey remember when X green leaf vegetable had salmonella? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

You guys ever have arugula? That's some good stuff.



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Posted 01 March 2019 - 07:34 PM

To tell you the truth, I don't actually enjoy any vegetables, spinach or otherwise. I just eat what's got the best ratio of being easy to choke down vs high nutrients, and that's not iceberg lettuce. And I'm 30, so whoops, guess it's too late to become a grownup.




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