All of SpongeBob's friends yell "BALD! BALD! BALD!" when they see Neptune without his crown on.
I roll a Volkswagen convertible.
Posted 18 October 2019 - 10:14 PM
All of SpongeBob's friends yell "BALD! BALD! BALD!" when they see Neptune without his crown on.
I roll a Volkswagen convertible.
Posted 22 October 2019 - 09:30 PM
I drive to the beach only to have my new car stolen by Trevor Phillip.
I rolled a Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Rose Ultra Instinct Mastered Turquoise Kaioken times One Billion to the Googleplex Power and that is still not even my final form.
Posted 23 October 2019 - 02:50 PM
Your final form is dead.
I roll over
Posted 31 October 2019 - 11:28 AM
You get woken up by falling off the bed.
I roll a silly-faced jack-o-lantern. (It's Halloween today, after all!)
Edited by Lightwulf, 31 October 2019 - 11:44 AM.
Posted 01 November 2019 - 01:16 PM
TRICK! And gives the jack-o-lantern a box of Trix cereal.
I roll Miami Beach.
Posted 11 November 2019 - 10:00 AM
Your dune buggy breaks down.
I roll a cigar.
Posted 21 November 2019 - 02:14 PM
Suddenly, a cop grabs your cigar, throws it on the ground and stomps on it, yelling "No smoking on the beach!!!"
I roll a 1952 Packard.
Posted 01 March 2020 - 01:50 PM
It is out of commission, because it was consistently used from the years of 1952 to 1977. It broke down permanently when it reached Buffalo, NY during the infamous blizzard of that year.
I roll a coronavirus.
Posted 02 March 2020 - 07:48 AM
You can now gift the corona virus to any one country of your choosing. Happy infecting!
I roll a gift shop
Posted 23 March 2020 - 04:39 PM
Sadly everything is out of stock, you'll have to wait another week for the next shipment.
I roll helium.
Posted 23 March 2020 - 06:26 PM
It floats away into space and you lose it all.
I roll a rick roll
Posted 05 May 2020 - 05:59 PM
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
I roll a damsel in distress.
Posted 06 May 2020 - 09:19 AM
You put on a dress and become a damsel in dis dress.
I roll a year of unending pain
Posted 14 May 2020 - 08:56 AM
For one year you are always hooked up to the Apheresis Machine, but it's slow enough that you regenerate blood platelets at the same rate as you give them up.
I roll a fantastic four.
Posted 14 May 2020 - 10:32 AM
Now, if you're really lucky, you might roll a good movie adaptation. Don't count on it though.
I roll a revive
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