354 replies to this topic

[Evan20000]

Yes.

 

FFX: A whiny boy who doesn't actually exist has daddy issues with his godzilla dad.

[CyberGamer1539]

Nope

Bioshock: Your plane crashed in the middle of the ocean! You found a secret underground city where a bunch of random needles are lying around. For some reason, you think the best thing to do is inject yourself with those random needles, but luckily they give you superpowers!

[Frocks7Snee]

Yes.

 

Pikmin: You unintentionally discover a foreign land, where you meet a race of colored people who you enslave and kill.

[Joelmacool]

Yes please.

Agar.io: A free web-based game that lags to death when you try to move one inch. Have fun!

[Magi_Hero]

No.

Every episode of SpongeBob:
Join some guy that constantly drops acid and goes through life everyday. Hilarity ensues.

[Dark Ice Dragon]

yes, is good way for describe it

 

Doraemon : a cat came from the future for to let a little fool to change his disastrous future, bringing inventions  whit huge potential, so much that you can rule the world whit that...

But the stupid boy waste this fortune and accomplishes just 3 goals :

 

- petty revenge against a fat bully and and a sneaky spoiled child

- enter "casually" in the bath of his girlfriend when she is taking a bath

- spend the rest of the day sleeping

 

PS i love this show

[Eddy]

Always.

 

Cookie Clicker - Sit around all day and click cookies. You can also wake the Grandmas following into the Grandmapocalypse.

[terryfive]

No.

 

Zelda Classic: Make and play thousands among thousands of levels for a game made in 1986 that people will never live down!

[Shane]

That's not badly explaining it. But certainly.

 

Spirit Tracks: Zelda but with trains. Also Zelda dies at the start, good luck with that.

[bigjoe]

 

 

Minecraft: A game where you're a square, and you have to find all the other squares and do square stuff.

[Magi_Hero]

Sure.

Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers:
Pick up your teammate and throw him off cliffs and into damaging objects. Good luck beating this with a friend.

[Dark Ice Dragon]

perfect description.

 

A boy and his blob  ( 1989 ) :

 

a shape-shifting alien enlists the help of a young terrestrial to beat a final boss unable to attack, they will win with a dirty trick

[Alestance]

How dare they defeat me!? No! NO!

Dwarf Fortress:

Tiny alcoholics must combat the wilderness, cave-furries, hippies, baby-snatching maritans, crocodile thieves, necrophiles, Cthulu's rejects, and Hell itself while operating their entire economy off of stone mugs.

[terryfive]

No, but that sounds infinitely badass.

 

Aperture Tag: You wake up in a mine, and are instructed to paint everything in order to get out of the mine. You do as you are told, and get tossed in a giant pit of fire.

[Cukeman]

No, sounds too much like work... and death.

 

"Tloz" game series: It's like Sleeping Beauty and the Beast, only Beauty's not into Beast, so Peter Pan has to leave the forest of Never Never Land to find Excalibur, defeat his shadow, travel Back to the Future, and reclaim the scattered pieces of Aladdin's Lamp in order to rescue the princess Sleeping Beauty from the dragon Beast and awaken her. Then Peter Pan falls down the rabbit tree hole to the ever bizzare Wonderland where he must help Chicken Little stop the sky from falling- eating a toadstool wearing a mask in the process to become a giant for a short time. Much later, God the Trinity covers the land with a flood of biblical proportions. One of Peter Pan's items is a potion labeled 'Drink Me' magical cap that allows him to walk through a tiny door to visit the diminutive race of people known as the Smurfs. Beast is later sealed in the Looking Glass Mirror of Twilight where he helps to dethrone the Queen of Hearts. Etc., etc. (such hack, much convolute)

Edited by Cukeman, 19 June 2016 - 10:48 PM.