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#916 Nathaniel

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Posted 23 June 2020 - 09:15 AM

The altitude enhances their flavor, not just Jerry Seinfeld's comedy routine.

 

What's the deal with cancer?



#917 klop422

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Posted 23 June 2020 - 11:17 AM

There's too much of it!

(hoping that's in good enough taste while still being a... passable joke)

 

If 2010 is Odyssey Two and the first Odyssey was in Ancient Greece, where does 2001 fit in?



#918 Nathaniel

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 02:45 PM

The Second Iliad

 

How many licks does it take to reach the core of the Earth?



#919 klop422

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Posted 14 July 2020 - 03:01 PM

Not sure about the exact number, but once you get to the subterranean lava it'll take a hot minute

 

What's the most overrated underrated thing?



#920 Nathaniel

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Posted 12 September 2020 - 01:14 PM

Life

 

What is life?



#921 klop422

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Posted 15 September 2020 - 05:20 AM

Baby don't no wait, that's love.

 

What's a good stock non-answer.



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Posted 14 November 2020 - 07:54 PM

There are bulls and bears.

 

Who's your daddy?



#923 klop422

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Posted 15 November 2020 - 08:09 AM

He is the man that sired me

 

Who's Yo Mama?



#924 Nathaniel

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Posted 16 November 2020 - 12:01 AM

Jemima

 

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?



#925 klop422

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Posted 16 November 2020 - 06:29 AM

Ulysses.

 

Just a copy of the book by James Joyce.

 

Who's Joe?



#926 Nathaniel

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Posted 20 November 2020 - 05:28 PM

Joe Dirt

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover Vacuum?

#927 klop422

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Posted 21 November 2020 - 12:01 PM

One destroys motorists' hearing, the other destroys the hearing of people at home.

 

Is a motorist a person who's prejudiced against motors?



#928 Nathaniel

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Posted 05 December 2020 - 10:56 PM

Yes, as long as the person has road rage.

 

When is it finally safe to leave our homes?



#929 klop422

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Posted 08 December 2020 - 12:54 PM

I mean, you can walk out the door any time you like. If you go straight back in you're almost certainly safe.



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Posted 29 December 2020 - 08:35 PM

What does it take to get klop to always remember to ask another stupid question?




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