Granted, but the 'whole economy' now consists of two guys bartering bread and water back and forth.
I wish for all of art to be good from now on.
Posted 06 May 2020 - 09:24 AM
Granted, but the 'whole economy' now consists of two guys bartering bread and water back and forth.
I wish for all of art to be good from now on.
Posted 29 December 2020 - 08:27 PM
Granted, but you find that your good art is somebody else's bad art.
I wish for Salmon at half price.
Posted 04 January 2021 - 02:11 PM
Granted, but the difference has to be made up... in other ways ;-)
Like you have to supply a fishing net or something, idk.
I wish Brexit were reversed and everyone was happy with it.
Posted 06 January 2021 - 11:17 PM
Granted, but you must answer to your German and French overlords.
I wish for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Posted 09 January 2021 - 02:29 PM
You're stuck constantly pursuing happiness but unable to achieve it.
I wish that I could have a hotdog
Posted 09 January 2021 - 06:50 PM
Granted, but it's vintage.
I wish we could all just get along.
Posted 10 January 2021 - 12:24 PM
Granted, but it's in a fascist dictatorship controlled by machines.
I wish the next Pokémon games had as much effort put in them as at the peak of the series
Posted 23 January 2021 - 11:55 AM
Granted, but the new changes are unrecognizable.
I wish new music had more melody to it.
Posted 24 January 2021 - 09:21 AM
Granted, but suddenly disappears from the universe, ruining the temporal realm forever.
I wish the night life were more exciting.
Posted 24 January 2021 - 11:18 AM
Granted, but now daytime becomes extremely boring.
I wish you bluebirds in the spring
Posted 30 January 2021 - 12:19 AM
Granted, but you won't hear any singing. Instead you get a plethora of public transportation.
I wish I could shapeshift.
Posted 30 January 2021 - 07:32 AM
Granted, but only into embarrassing inanimate objects.
I wish I could go home
Posted 30 January 2021 - 04:07 PM
Granted, but as the new head of the household, you are now responsible for everybody else who lives there.
I wish they all could be California girls.
Posted 31 January 2021 - 03:23 PM
Granted, except now literally everyone but you is a girl from California. Uh, good luck?
I wish for Universal Basic Income
Posted 31 January 2021 - 04:37 PM
Granted, but now every time you wait for that money to come in, you have to hear Sting sing in your head, like in that Dire Straits Song: "I want my... I want my... I want my UBI."
I wish for guaranteed employment until the day I decide to retire.
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