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#31 Magi_Hero

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:20 AM

Fish is on the hook.
The fish is now off the hook.
Hook is in my eye.

Next haiku: batteries.
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#32 Beefster

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:03 PM

I got seven hooks

Stuck in various places

One went through my tongue

 

 

CRAP. Didn't see the new page.

 

Sometimes, Batteries

Die without any warning;

I have to buy more.

 

Next Haiku should be

About the time when your kids

learn Santa is fake.


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#33 ShadowTiger

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 02:45 PM

Christmas was awful!
Woke up to find Santa Clause
drinking my dad's beer.



So your next haiku
will involve the making of
your next haiku. Ha.

#34 Beefster

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:01 PM

Topic is unknown

But this haiku will rock you.

I am so meta.

 

Next Haiku: mastering the 4 elements.


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#35 ShadowTiger

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 04:48 PM

Helium! Iron!
Oxygen! My teacher said
there are more than that.


Next haiku: A tasty dinner.

#36 Beefster

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:04 PM

I fried up some steak

With portobello mushrooms.

It was delicious!

 

Next Haiku: Cannibalism


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#37 Magi_Hero

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 09:45 AM

Oh Jeffrey Dahmer.
He cooked some good food last night.
Now we are in jail.

Next haiku:
Pesticides
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#38 ShadowTiger

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 04:53 PM

I just sprayed my tenth
bunch of GMO lettuce.
I don't think they cared.


Next haiku: Peanut allergies.

#39 Beefster

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 11:58 PM

Peanut-free table:

Those allergic to peanuts

Won't suffocate here

 

Next Haiku: drug dealers



#40 ShadowTiger

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 05:16 AM

Twelve thousand kids
sitting here, their mouths agape.
Hooked on my phonix.


(... because learning is a drug ... ? .. and you're a teacher? ... eh.)

Next haiku: Trix are for kids!

#41 Beefster

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Posted 06 May 2015 - 03:21 PM

You are so silly!

Rabbits don't eat cereal.

Hands off the Trix. Now!

 

Next Haiku: Buying something really expensive on impulse.



#42 ShadowTiger

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Posted 06 May 2015 - 05:45 PM

Won the lottery.
Bought Japan. Hung it on wall.
I don't think it fits.


Next haiku: Those neat little street vendor food carts.

#43 Magi_Hero

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Posted 06 May 2015 - 07:59 PM

I want a hotdog.

Instead I got falafel.

Extra eggplant, yum.

 

Next haiku:

Getting hugged by Floyd Mayweather.



#44 Beefster

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Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:08 PM

Hugged Floyd Mayweather.

I nearly suffocated.

Never again, sir.

 

(I had to do a Wikipedia search to write this properly)

 

Next Haiku: Road Trips



#45 klop422

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 11:33 AM

On a long Road Trip

Been on this trip for ten hours

Only halfway there

 

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