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#181 klop422

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Posted 23 June 2020 - 11:09 AM

...professions are overrated.

 

I know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots or...



#182 Nathaniel

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 02:51 PM

...kill six targets with one piercing shot?

 

Clues to Dracula's riddle can be found in...


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#183 klop422

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Posted 14 July 2020 - 03:18 PM

...our new book, Dracula's Riddle Extravaganza!TM. Enjoy 1000 riddles, all themed after the world's favourite vampire!

 

Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago the Four Nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when...



#184 Nathaniel

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Posted 12 September 2020 - 01:27 PM

...water was removed on the 21st night of September, leaving just Earth, Wind, and Fire.  Love was changing the minds of pretenders while chasing the clouds away.  Our hearts were ringing in the key that our souls were singing as we danced in the night.  Remember how the stars stole the night away.

 

"Thank you Mario, but..."



#185 klop422

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Posted 15 September 2020 - 05:43 AM

...I'm tired of having to move to another Castle every few days. I've filed for a restraining order. If I need plumbing, I'll call your brother.

 

Many years ago Prince Darkness "Gannon" Stole...


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#186 Nathaniel

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Posted 22 October 2020 - 08:37 AM

...my sweet roll.  Then I needed to come up with enough money for another one, so I was stuck with guard duty.  That guard duty got me into some trouble that put an arrow in my knee.  Now I work for that grumpy old alchemist.

 

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#187 klop422

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Posted 15 November 2020 - 08:11 AM

...fifty years afore, the world was indeed preparing for a nutshot of immense proportions.

 

But that's just a theory. A...



#188 Nathaniel

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Posted 16 November 2020 - 12:02 AM

...true Scotsman is found playing this game.

 

No true Englishman would...



#189 klop422

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Posted 16 November 2020 - 06:33 AM

...choose not to drink tea, what ho.

 

Everybody stutters, one way or the other, so...



#190 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 December 2020 - 08:23 PM

...we might as well just listen to Blondie.

 

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Posted 29 December 2020 - 08:26 PM

...addicted to spuds.

 

I see what you do when you use what you got, but what do you do when you do...



#192 klop422

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Posted 04 January 2021 - 02:08 PM

...when you do when you do when you do when you do when you do when you do when you do when you do when you do when you do what you do.

 

You don't need a reason to...



#193 Nathaniel

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Posted 06 January 2021 - 11:15 PM

...be lonely when you practice social distancing.

 

Distance is equal to...



#194 klop422

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Posted 09 January 2021 - 02:39 PM

...the magnitude of displacement.

 

By the pricking of my thumbs, something...



#195 Nathaniel

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Posted 12 January 2021 - 12:01 PM

...farted in my brain.

 

Eastmost peninsula is the...




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