Granted, but it's only for a moment before you lose two thirds of it because your heart is unbalanced.
I wish all the mafias and narcos worldwide would vanish.
Posted 16 August 2021 - 03:09 PM
Granted, but it's only for a moment before you lose two thirds of it because your heart is unbalanced.
I wish all the mafias and narcos worldwide would vanish.
Posted 23 August 2021 - 01:20 PM
Granted, but that makes you what they were.
I wish to make a deposit.
Posted 19 September 2021 - 11:17 AM
Granted, but the toilet won't flush.
I wish people used more slightly-disgusting euphemisms for toilet-related humour
Posted 19 September 2021 - 03:48 PM
Granted, but you must experience it literally.
I wish upon a star.
Posted 28 December 2021 - 09:04 AM
Granted, but you have to be standing on the surface of the star to do it.
I wish to learn the True Meaning of Christmas
Posted 29 January 2022 - 11:22 PM
Granted, but you learn it from George Michael.
I wish to be woken up before you go.
Posted 26 September 2022 - 12:32 PM
Granted, but I'm staying forever, so you'll never wake up.
I wish somebody had told me that the world was going to roll me.
Posted 01 October 2022 - 03:44 PM
Granted, but you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, so it is bound to happen anyway.
I wish I was an all-star.
Posted 03 October 2022 - 11:16 AM
Granted, but you're now a character in Sega All-Stars Racing
I wish I could fly
Posted 07 October 2022 - 10:13 AM
Granted, but only when you're featured in an R. Kelly song.
I wish that a star would fall from the sky.
Posted 08 October 2022 - 05:40 PM
Granted, but it also involves the Earth falling into the Sun
I wish jousting would be brought back
Posted 17 October 2022 - 09:02 PM
Granted, but sometimes you actually must participate and you might lose your life.
I wish bagpipes were at every sporting event.
Posted 23 October 2022 - 03:57 PM
Granted, but all sporting events now have to take place in Scotland. Good for the Scottish economy, not so much for sports fan anywhere else.
I wish we could stop electing far-right governments everywhere
Posted 21 November 2022 - 03:03 PM
Granted, but the current left government will one day be considered the new far right.
I wish for hot cocoa with marshmallows.
Posted 24 November 2022 - 04:49 PM
Granted, but the marshmallows are post-op smores and your hot chocolate just tastes of carbon.
I wish for my time to be spent wisely
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