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#1036 Nathaniel

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Posted 10 January 2022 - 10:31 AM

FudgeMuppet.  Seriously, if you're into Elder Scrolls, check him out.  (shameless plug)

 

Can a blade cut someone down to size?



#1037 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 10 January 2022 - 11:59 AM

Totally! Just name the size and start slashing!

 

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#1038 Nathaniel

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Posted 13 January 2022 - 04:50 PM

Grow a Venus Fire Trap and point it in the right direction.

 

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#1039 klop422

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Posted 17 January 2022 - 01:54 PM

It'd be better than if I did, I guess?

 

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#1040 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 23 January 2022 - 06:34 AM

Self-pl - *Is dragged away and shot.*

 

Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?



#1041 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 11:06 PM

Bill Cosby

 

Ford or Chevy, and why?



#1042 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 06 June 2022 - 10:21 AM

The Chevy and why. Gotta have me some why.

 

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#1043 Nathaniel

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Posted 17 June 2022 - 07:08 PM

The boat is already turned upside down, so it can't be rocked.

 

What is a woman?



#1044 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 24 June 2022 - 02:36 PM

This.

 

What is a man?


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#1045 Nathaniel

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Posted 28 June 2022 - 08:51 PM

Answering that truthfully might get me in trouble.

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg, and why?



#1046 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 07 July 2022 - 02:16 PM

The chicken. The egg has no legs, and thus cannot actually get anywhere.

 

Is the phrase 'drunk as a skunk' unfair to skunks?


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#1047 Nathaniel

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Posted 08 July 2022 - 03:39 PM

Yes.  They know exactly what they are doing when they spray you.

 

How many ways are there to skin the cat?



#1048 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 16 July 2022 - 05:49 AM

Infinite! The only limit is your imagination!

 

Who makes all the barrels in the Donkey Kong Country games?



#1049 Nathaniel

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Posted 16 July 2022 - 06:56 AM

Super Duper Mister Cooper

 

What's the frequency Kenneth?


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#1050 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 16 August 2022 - 10:21 AM

It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!

 

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