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#136 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 16 December 2020 - 05:35 PM

Sonic the Hedgehog

 

Hedgehogs aren't blue. Did the artists not consult a wildlife book before drawing Sonic?

 

2 rings out of five.



#137 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 December 2020 - 08:55 PM

Castlevania

 

How does wall Chicken remain warm and moist?

 

2 whips out of 5



#138 klop422

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Posted 04 January 2021 - 02:28 PM

Pokémon Platinum

 

7.8/10, not enough water



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Posted 06 January 2021 - 11:31 PM

Any Mario Game

 

So many coins, but not quite enough for a 1UP.

 

99/100



#140 klop422

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Posted 09 January 2021 - 02:40 PM

Wii Sports

 

idk, golf and baseball are pretty big sports. Definitely not 'wee'.

 

4/6



#141 Nathaniel

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Posted 09 January 2021 - 07:06 PM

Five Nights at Freddy's

 

I can't leave this office.

 

1/5



#142 klop422

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Posted 10 January 2021 - 12:37 PM

Wii Sports Resort.

 

This one's even bigger!

 

4/13



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Posted 12 January 2021 - 12:14 PM

Message Board Games

 

Not visually appealing to the modern gamer.

 

1/10


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#144 klop422

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Posted 13 January 2021 - 03:54 PM

Tic Tac Toe

 

Just makes me want tic tacs, but I never have any when I'm playing.

 

1/100



#145 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 14 January 2021 - 03:30 PM

Rad Gravity

 

It somewhat understates the importance of gravity. It's not just rad, it's awesomely essential.

 

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^ See how important gravity is, game-makers. If it goes wrong, stuff like that happens.

 

(No, I don't know why, of all games, I picked that one out, either! XD)


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#146 klop422

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Posted 17 January 2021 - 08:47 AM

Snakes and Ladders

 

Why did it have to be snakes?

If only there were a version where the snakes are replaced by another playground toy...

 

5/10



#147 Nathaniel

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 11:42 AM

Battletoads

 

This is too hard!  Every level feels like I am playing a new game.

 

4/10



#148 klop422

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 11:14 AM

Yoshi's Island

 

Uh, looking at who owns the castles in this place, it's more like Bowser's Island.



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Posted 30 January 2021 - 12:31 AM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

Heroes in a half shell?  Why not go all the way and have a full shell, and make them full grown adults while we are at it too?  They will have better protection, and make wiser decisions.



#150 klop422

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Posted 30 January 2021 - 07:39 AM

Metroid

 

You mean, this isn't a racing game?

 

2/18




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