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[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea:  Riding the cart/carriage/trolley at the Indianapolis 500.

 

Good Idea:  Following the yellow brick road.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Bad idea: Following the yellow sick toad.

 

Good idea: Flushing the toilet.

[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea: Not flushing the toilet for the sake of "environmentalism".

 

Good Idea: Keeping the toilet seat down when not in use.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Bad idea: Keeping the toilet lid down when in use.

 

Good idea: Making funny scenes with figures/Lego characters/etc.

[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea:  Making dirty scenes with figures/Lego characters/etc.

 

Good Idea:  Buying Bitcoin.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Bad idea: Buying Zitcoin.

 

Good idea: Being assertive.

[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea: Being passive assertive.

 

Good Idea: Helping a friend in need, who is a friend indeed.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Bad idea: Helping a fiend in need.

 

Good idea: Working out.

[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea: Pigging out.

 

Good Idea: Knowing your cuts of meat.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Bad idea: Knowing the cuts of meat on a human body.

 

Good idea: Relaxing with a drink on a nice summer evening.

[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea: Drinking too much on a summer evening.

 

Good Idea: Crystal Clear Party Ice.  Nothing keeps your drinks cooler on a nice summer evening than Crystal Clear Party Ice.  Nothing is a party without Crystal Clear Party Ice and it's not Crystal Clear Party Ice unless it's crystal clear, the way party ice is supposed to be.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Bad idea: Clear As Mud Party Ice. Anything keeps your drinks cooler on a nice summer evening than Clear As Mud Party Ice.  Nothing is a party with Clear As Mud Party Ice and it's not Clear As Mud Party Ice unless it's clear as mud, the way party ice is not supposed to be.

 

Good idea: Chocolate cake.

[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea: Literal Devil's Food Cake

 

Good Idea: Losing the Freshman 15 during your sophomore year.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Bad idea: Losing 15 freshmen during your sophomore year.

 

Good idea: Taking holiday photos.

[Nathaniel]

Bad Idea: Taking photos of the holiday armadillo.

 

Good Idea: Homes with fathers.