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#61 Eurysilas

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Posted 03 December 2005 - 05:06 PM

Dear God, these are funny. Good work, guys.... icon_lol.gif

#62 Kite

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Posted 03 December 2005 - 05:12 PM

QUOTE(744 @ Aug 15 2005, 10:29 AM)
<&Nick> Hehe.

How dare you quote me months ago!

#63 DashSim

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 12:36 AM

* Tails hugs a lamp post.
* Tails makes out with said lamp post.
<JoshSim> Hawt.
<RelicForm> not this again
<Tails> Lol, RelicForm
<Tails> RelicForm remembers what happened last time.
<Tails> >.> <.<
<JoshSim> Last time...? :O
<RelicForm> don't ask
<JoshSim> Too late! I've asked!
<JoshSim> There's no turning back now!
<RelicForm> long story short, I ended up making him some Yoshi tiles

#64 DashSim

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 12:53 AM

<JoshSim> So! I hear X8 has TWO TESTICLES! Discuss.
<Tails> PolygonX8
<Tails> You mean?
<JoshSim> Indeed.
<Tails> Did you get the inside story on that or something, JoshSim?
<JoshSim> Weeeeellll...
<JoshSim> It all started when stuff happened, and now here we are.
<RelicForm> I'd like to hear Exate's side of the story
<PolygonX8> too busy sry
<Tails> I'd like to favor whatever side of the story that gets me candy
<PolygonX8> neither
<Tails> Well crap.
<RelicForm> define 'candy'
<JoshSim> My side of the story gets you mental illness.
<Tails> Then I'll just have Nick then.
* Tails takes Nick.
* Tails leaves.
<RelicForm> fine
* RelicForm takes WildBill
* RelicForm leaves
<JoshSim> MENTAL ILLNESS CANDY
<Tails> O_O
* RelicForm teakes WildBill to a secluded area
<RelicForm> *takes
<Tails> I'm gonna need a bot.
* Tails takes PureZC
* Tails leaves.
* JoshSim takes no one.
* JoshSim cries himself to sleep.
* WildBill takes his clothes off.
* RelicForm plays with WildBill's... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... computer
* WildBill , in doing so, reveals another layer of clothes.
* WildBill takes his clothes off.
* WildBill , in doing so, reveals another layer of clothes.
* WildBill takes his clothes off.
* WildBill , in doing so, reveals another layer of clothes.
* WildBill takes his clothes off.
<Nick> Is this like the Pepsi One commercial?
* WildBill , in doing so, reveals his intestines and bones.

#65 Old-Skool

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 06:23 PM

Jeremy850 uses shorthand, Old-skool flips out.

[17:16] <jeremy850> when u push blocks
[17:16] <Brinstar> NOW.
[17:16] <Brinstar> no
[17:16] <jeremy850> i want all blocks to be on all switches
[17:16] <Brinstar> try again.
[17:17] <jeremy850> to open all doors
[17:17] <DragonAtma> Brin
[17:17] <Renkinjutsushi> Use flags.
[17:17] <DragonAtma> there are four blocks
[17:17] <jeremy850> yes..
[17:17] <Brinstar> Say "When You push blocks..."
[17:17] <jeremy850> and 4 switches
[17:17] <DragonAtma> and four special spots
[17:17] <Brinstar> SAY IT
[17:17] <DragonAtma> And he wants each of them covered at the same time
[17:17] *** echelon2 has quit (Ping timeout)
[17:17] * Brinstar slaps Jeremy with a wet hose
[17:17] <jeremy850> to open a door
[17:17] <jeremy850> hey!
[17:17] <Renkinjutsushi> iThe "stupid thing" is kicking you cause it's in grammer nazi mode.
[17:17] <jeremy850> *..
[17:18] <Brinstar> Say "When You push push blocks!z'
[17:18] <Brinstar> When!
[17:18] <Brinstar> You!
[17:18] <Renkinjutsushi> Where it kicks you when you use shorthand.
[17:18] <Brinstar> Push!
[17:18] <DragonAtma> bbl
[17:18] <Brinstar> Blocks!
[17:18] <DragonAtma> And brin
[17:18] <jeremy850> when you push..
[17:18] <DragonAtma> enough with the angsting
[17:18] <jeremy850> blocks..
[17:18] *** DragonAtma has quit (Quit: The Dragon always wins in the end.... and I am the Dragon.)
[17:18] <jeremy850> blah blah..
[17:18] <Brinstar> Better.
[17:18] <Brinstar> Now.
[17:18] <Brinstar> go on...
[17:18] <Brinstar> ^_^

Edited by Old-skool, 15 December 2005 - 06:25 PM.


#66 DashSim

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 01:46 AM

<DrTypo> Nobody ever mistakes me for being gay. icon_frown.gif *fake cries*
* DrTypo is now known as JoshSim.
<RelicForm> don't worry, JoshSim
<RelicForm> you'll always be gay in my eyes

#67 Old-Skool

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Posted 26 December 2005 - 01:32 AM

Fun with the "League"...


[00:19] <Captain_B> lol.
[00:19] <Captain_B> "Justice League"
[00:19] <Captain_B> sounds like...
[00:19] <Captain_B> superhero bowling
[00:20] <Captain_B> Flash: so, cheetah... you available tonight...
[00:20] <Captain_B> Superman: Flash! quit flirting with the other team!
[00:21] <Captain_B> Flash: Catch ya later...
[00:22] <Captain_B> Copperhead: Um... cheetah?
[00:22] <Captain_B> Cheetah: What.
[00:22] <Captain_B> Copperhead: you aren't gonna...
[00:22] <Captain_B> Copperhead: ...actually go out with...
[00:22] <Captain_B> Cheetah: Why... not...
[00:22] <Hunter_P> AHH!!! MAH-TAH-LAHN!!!
[00:22] <Captain_B> Copperhead: Hey, chill, I'm just sayin...
[00:23] <Captain_B> Copperhead:Cause I, uh...
[00:23] <Captain_B> Cheetah:WHAT?
[00:23] <Captain_B> Copperhead: I uh, kinda...
[00:23] <Captain_B> Bizarro: Snake Guy! You Turn! Bowl!
[00:24] <Captain_B> Cheetah: Thank god...

#68 Lemon

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Posted 26 December 2005 - 02:22 AM

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Chickens make me feel good (annoynomous)


#69 HydraPheetz

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Posted 26 December 2005 - 07:08 PM

yay for DS gravedigging. ... hay wait, that doesn't sound like abad idya. IODf;ioj 230857287p azsd jzsdflkjiouJIEUR8U04325KL

#70 Ben

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Posted 26 December 2005 - 08:58 PM

this is post 70.

<&Nick> Hehe.

#71 Daniel

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Posted 26 December 2005 - 09:16 PM

<Old-skool> I love you Daniel
<Daniel> ...
<Old-skool> I want you more than you could ever imagine
<Old-skool> Please marry me, I can't live without you, you my everything
<Daniel> I'm not gay
<Old-skool> Its okay love, we're alone, you can tell me how you really feel, babe
<Daniel> I feel straight
<Old-skool> I'll never leave you, I'll be watching you when you sleep, dreaming 'bout you when you eat, seeing you in your dreams, touching myself while you pee
<Daniel> I'm not in love with you, I'm not even gay
<Old-skool> I refuse to go on without you honey, I'll kill myself if I have to!!1
<Daniel> not GAY!
<- Old-skool has disconnected (Connection reset by peer)

#72 DashSim

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Posted 03 January 2006 - 04:59 PM

<Mr_Z> @away dumping toxic waste in the sewers
<WildBillBot> Mr_Z is now away (dumping toxic waste in the sewers)
<WildBill> I don't understand why people think we need to know they're off taking a crap.
<WildBill> I mean, geez... quit with the TMI.
<WildBill> Anyway.
<Hunter_P> Yeah, for real.
<WildBill> @away Masturbating.

Edited by JoshSim, 03 January 2006 - 05:01 PM.


#73 Old-Skool

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Posted 04 January 2006 - 09:05 PM

Headphones make things loud: don't wear them while signed in to AIM.

QUOTE
CpNintendo: GAH!
PegLegTrickyMcK: gah?
CpNintendo: I'm wearing headphones.
CpNintendo: gah!
CpNintendo: GGYYAAAHH!!!
PegLegTrickyMcK: that hurts
CpNintendo: AAAHHH!!!
CpNintendo: GYA
CpNintendo: eeeieiii
CpNintendo: they're glued on!!!
PegLegTrickyMcK: caught in hair?
CpNintendo: uh... sure...
CpNintendo: gya!!
PegLegTrickyMcK: heh
CpNintendo: OUCH!
CpNintendo: EEEEEE
CpNintendo: ARGH!
CpNintendo: ow.


#74 DashSim

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 08:51 PM

<stpdjrk99> PIE IS A NUMBER!
<stpdjrk99> IT EQUALS DELICIOUS!

#75 Old-Skool

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Posted 20 January 2006 - 10:04 PM

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[20:46] <Captain_B> SAMURAAAII 
[20:46] <Captain_B> FUURRRRRRREEEYYY!!!
[20:47] <Captain_B> A Wetalded Human Labbit Hyblid that thimks he's a samurai!
[20:47] <Captain_B> Samurai Fully!
[20:48] <Captain_B> episode one: Samurai Fully meets american exchange
[20:48] <Captain_B> Oh! What's your name?
[20:48] <Captain_B> Samulai Fully!!!
[20:48] <Captain_B> You mean, Samurai Furry?
[20:48] <Captain_B> SAMULAI FULLY!
[20:49] <Captain_B> -_-...
[20:49] <Captain_B> RRRR. rrr...
[20:49] <Captain_B> you know, like a pirate.
[20:49] <Captain_B> Arrr. ARrR...
[20:49] <Captain_B> Fully: ooohh... ARRRR!! ARRRR!!!
[20:49] <Captain_B> yeah, that's it!
[20:49] <Captain_B> Samurai... Faaarr... fuuraar...
[20:49] <Captain_B> SAMURAI FERRARRI!
[20:50] <Captain_B> No! Samurai Furry!
[20:50] <Captain_B> Fully: Samurai...  Furry...?
[20:50] <Captain_B> YES! exactly!
[20:50] <Captain_B> now ya got it! (walks away)
[20:51] <Captain_B>  (Fully looks at audience, points at the girl walking away, and says "Samurai Furry!"
[20:52] <Captain_B> The end
[20:54] <Captain_B> ...
[20:54] <DragonAtma> In the words of a japanese pirate, "Alllllllll!"
[20:55] <Captain_B> ah, Samurai Furry.
[20:55] <Captain_B> Think Usagi Yojimbo, only retarded.
[20:55] <Captain_B> speaking of which...


QUOTE
[20:55] <Captain_B> episode 2: Fully meets Usagi Yojimbo!
[20:56] <Captain_B>  (A white rabbit in samurai clothes is sitting down to rest. Fully is headed his way)
[20:57] <Captain_B> Usagi: Oh. A fellow Rabbit samurai. Hello, friend. What is your name?
[20:57] <Captain_B> Fully: Samurai Ferrarri!
[20:57] <Captain_B> I see. And I am Usagi Yojimbo.
[20:57] <Captain_B> Fully: OOOooohh... Bimbo Jimbo!!!
[20:57] <Captain_B> No... Usagi Yojimbo.
[20:57] <Captain_B> Oh... Yah... Osama bin jimbo!
[20:58] <Captain_B> No, Usagi.
[20:58] <DragonAtma> excuse me
[20:58] <DragonAtma> japanese *pilate*
[20:58] <Captain_B> AH...
[20:58] <Captain_B> Yah... Yomama's a jimbo!!!
[20:59] <Captain_B> No, it's... nevermind...
[20:59] <Captain_B> Fully: "Jimbo, Bimbo, Osama Binmama's a jimbo!!"
[20:59] <Captain_B> Fully: "Jimbo, Bimbo, Osama Binmama's a jimbo!!"
[20:59] <Captain_B> The End




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