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#1 Geoffrey

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Posted 19 October 2020 - 03:51 PM

in this age of internet conspiracies it can be difficult to find the proper recipe for washing a jolly roger in the oven at the proper temperature

 

however i have found a way to beat the bullies in their own mustard and see now what needs to be done

 

i have therefore come to purezc the holiest of holy sites to answer my prayers

 

as i have already asked twice in the course of this beady thread what are the instructions for extraditing 13 beaver wolves into my father's guantanamo pond?

 

i cry into the darkness

 

who will answer me?

 

is it you, o mr. blue?

 

mogami river


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#2 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 19 October 2020 - 04:30 PM

I'm sure it was Dave Gorman who once said something along the lines of, "I know what those individual words mean, but I'm not sure what they're doing hanging out together like that". :P


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#3 klop422

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Posted 19 October 2020 - 04:37 PM

Mr Blue isn't in right now. You'll have to call another time.



#4 Bagu

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Posted 20 October 2020 - 05:05 AM

Take 2 spoons full of this, each morning.
https://www.youtube....h?v=bd2qsC-PuJQ

It might help

 



#5 Hergiswi

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Posted 20 October 2020 - 10:25 AM

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots


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#6 Geoffrey

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Posted 20 October 2020 - 01:00 PM

Take 2 spoons full of this, each morning.
https://www.youtube....h?v=bd2qsC-PuJQ

It might help

 

 

i know what you are trying to do to me and my dinosaurs and i'll have you know that i am impervious to flame retardant and retardant to pervy flames. in the course of my few short years of tenure at the board of recidivist dromedaries i have eaten 37 beavers and no one would ever call me unctuous; to wit, your father once told me what you did under the azure lava falls when you were a baby of 13 years, and i will not prevaricate when i say that i will instantiate this chortle forthwith.

 

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

although on the one foot you make a lethargic podiatric nincompoop, on the other sun dance i've seen you eating what appeared to be the falling out of 18 men riding an orange tuba. this gargantuan lily pad was both excalibur himself and king richard, famously lauded as the endomorphic iced cream lollipop swindler of 1847 who trundled 99 facsimiles in a double minute. i thank you in behalf of the angelic diatribe commonly known as harriet the spy.



#7 Old-Skool

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Posted 01 November 2020 - 02:57 PM

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like dedicated swamp foot?


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#8 Aslion

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Posted 05 November 2020 - 07:16 PM

chestnuts what I like to call Boobs


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#9 Magi_Hero

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Posted 06 November 2020 - 11:35 AM

those are called chesticles



#10 Nathaniel

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Posted 06 November 2020 - 01:20 PM

In these hard times, as we head home for the holidays, expect to see chestnuts roasting on an open fire.




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