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#901 klop422

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Posted 07 August 2019 - 02:49 AM

Collect them in a pot and set them on fire

 

What's the best way to collect calories?



#902 Nathaniel

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Posted 19 August 2019 - 02:09 PM

Cool them.

 

Vest or Cummerbund?



#903 klop422

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Posted 19 August 2019 - 04:59 PM

Both. But nothing else.

 

Why aren't banana hammocks made out of bananas?



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Posted 30 August 2019 - 07:23 PM

Because it's the hammock, not the banana.

Who did it?

#905 klop422

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Posted 31 August 2019 - 07:57 AM

Not the Wizard, that's for sure.

Why don't we capitalise all the Nouns like the Germans do?

#906 Nathaniel

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Posted 04 September 2019 - 04:37 PM

Because history might repeat itself.

 

What happened to all the fidget spinners?



#907 klop422

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Posted 15 September 2019 - 12:31 PM

Everyone stopped being nervous and nobody needed to fidget anymore.

 

Why are the good ideas running out?



#908 Nathaniel

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Posted 01 March 2020 - 01:59 PM

Because all the cowboys are gone.

 

Are we there yet?



#909 klop422

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Posted 02 March 2020 - 07:49 AM

We'll get there when we GET THERE!

 

What's the worst form of flattery?


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#910 Nathaniel

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Posted 05 May 2020 - 06:19 PM

Word Salad

 

Why do people tell lies?



#911 klop422

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Posted 06 May 2020 - 09:23 AM

Cos otherwise how would you play Poker?

 

In fact, what is the best way to play Poker?



#912 Nathaniel

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Posted 17 May 2020 - 09:22 AM

With a fire poker.

 

Who really started the fire?



#913 klop422

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Posted 17 May 2020 - 10:08 AM

I dunno, but it wasn't us.

 

Who could do such a thing?



#914 Nathaniel

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Posted 31 May 2020 - 03:31 PM

Antifa

 

Why do only some like it hot?



#915 klop422

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Posted 01 June 2020 - 07:40 AM

Cos for others it's too hot to handle

 

What's the deal with the peanuts on an airplane?




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