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[klop422]

More trouble than it's worth.

 

You're not afraid of dragons, are you?

[Nathaniel]

Sure, as long as they aren't red, blue, some other color, gold, silver, or some other metal.

 

If you dig everything except the things that you don't, then what is false?

[klop422]

False is defined as 'untrue', therefore lies are false.

 

What's a great non-sequitur?

[Nathaniel]

Never gonna give you up.  Never gonna let you down.  Never gonna run around and desert you.  Never gonna make you cry.  Never gonna say goodbye.  Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

 

Are we there yet?

[klop422]

We're here, if that answers your question.

 

What's the solution for political unrest?

[Nathaniel]

Counter political unrest, because we are the righteous ones!

 

What is the price for liberty?

[klop422]

The people we don't like.

 

Why does my battery die so fast?

[Nathaniel]

You're too addicted.

 

Do walls work, and why do they?

[klop422]

All I know is they're often very supportive.

 

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

[Nathaniel]

In a nunnery from another Shakespeare play.

 

How do you load a quest?

[klop422]

You need to find a Quest Truck first.

 

If "to be or not to be" is the question, why are we asking anything other than that?

[Nathaniel]

To stall for time until the most important answer is given.

 

Why is ketchup inappropriate?

[klop422]

Cos it's red, like blood, and that ain't good for the kids. You can't use red in anything for kids.

 

Where are you going?

[Nathaniel]

To hell in a handbasket.

 

What is the road to hell paved with?

[klop422]

Pieces of the Stairway to Heaven

 

My house is really dusty, how do I make sure I don't accidentally bite some while cleaning?