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#1 Bagu

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Posted 22 December 2020 - 07:15 AM

Leave your thoughts of this year....
  

I'll begin with a lil' christmas poem...

When Rudolph is coughing and Santa feels sick
listen to me, now. This is the trick...
Drink all the Grog and burn down the tree and then
send all your money to me.
When I'm rich like a yuppie and fat as a ton
it's gonna be a better year '21.


Edited by Bagu, 22 December 2020 - 07:17 AM.

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#2 ShadowTiger

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Posted 22 December 2020 - 04:28 PM

I stayed up last night with the wife,

We're both sick of political strife.
I'd raise my glass to roast,
But I'd rather butter my toast.
So calm down and pass me my knife.

 


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#3 Avaro

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Posted 23 December 2020 - 10:14 AM

It was a wild and cruel ride.

Not just for me, but world-wide.

Why did it all go wrong?

We have to stay strong.


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#4 Bagu

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Posted 23 December 2020 - 12:31 PM

It was a wild and cruel ride.

Not just for me, but world-wide.

Why did it all go wrong?

We have to stay strong.

....strong and at home :(
But our mind's open wide.
So, don't stop believing
and it's gonna' be alright.

Keep thinking positive
all of your time.
Don't be a "Negatron"
...be an "Optimist Prime" :)


Edited by Bagu, 23 December 2020 - 04:07 PM.

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#5 Anthus

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Posted 24 December 2020 - 09:15 PM

2020 wasn't funny.

Like a bee with no honey.

 

Here we are at the end of the year.

I hope something better this way draws near.

 

Maybe someday soon, we won't be sorry

That we all went along to that Christmas party.

 

Or something.


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#6 Mani Kanina

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Posted 24 December 2020 - 09:53 PM

This year gets a roasted bat/2020 from me.


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#7 Timelord

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Posted 25 December 2020 - 04:33 AM

High up ministry officials in Canada and Israel both announce that ETs are real; nobody cares: 2020. 


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#8 Bagu

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Posted 25 December 2020 - 06:16 AM

High up ministry officials in Canada and Israel both announce that ETs are real; nobody cares: 2020. 

...remember Bob Lazar.



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Posted 25 December 2020 - 12:32 PM

High up ministry officials in Canada and Israel both announce that ETs are real; nobody cares: 2020. 

Sustained Quantum teleportation of particles is also a thing now, but alas :<


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#10 Bagu

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Posted 25 December 2020 - 12:47 PM

Sustained Quantum teleportation of particles is also a thing now, but alas :<

Einstein discarded the idea of quantum entaglement of particles, but science is based on self correction.
...there were so many things we believed to know.

 


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#11 Bagu

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Posted 30 December 2020 - 10:10 AM

I always claimed, CHRISTMAS IS THE LEVELBOSS of each year.
...and after you have beaten him, there'll be some firework.

...but not this year.
This can only mean, that this is a battle with more than one sequence.



#12 Twilight Knight

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Posted 30 December 2020 - 11:31 AM

This can only mean, that this is a battle with more than one sequence.

Wise words


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#13 klop422

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Posted 31 December 2020 - 10:50 AM

So calm down and pass me my knife.

Without the context of buttering toast, this is terrifying


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