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[klop422]

Only if she has a rotary file

 

How do you do good jokes?

[Mitsukara]

You must simply get good.

 

How much cud wud a wudchuck upchuck if a wudchuck could get gud?

[klop422]

Once a wudchuck reaches 'gud' status, it has transcended the upckucking of the cud.

Also, two tonnes.

 

What is the most boring thing in the world?

Edited by klop422, 06 February 2018 - 05:25 AM.

[Mitsukara]

A boring drill.

 

What if Link was a Zelda?

Edited by Mitsukara, 06 February 2018 - 01:32 PM.

[Cukeman]

He'd have to save herself?

 

Moblins: pig or dog?

[Mitsukara]

Pog.

 

What if Gannon is secretly spelled Gannnon?

Edited by Mitsukara, 06 February 2018 - 09:35 PM.

[klop422]

Then Ninntendo has been lying to us this whole time! I cannnot believe it!

 

Is Ganondorf a townin Germany?

[Cukeman]

Grrr... Nintendo of Germany added perverted garbage to Zelda.

 

How long does it take food to digest?

[Mitsukara]

The length of the long intestine squared by the root of e=mc² divided by 9 metric cubits + Link->X.

 

What if Anakin Skywalker loved sand?

Edited by Mitsukara, 07 February 2018 - 02:04 PM.

[klop422]

He'd hate Padme. She's not coarse, or rough, and she doesn't get anywhere.

 

If the lightsaber wasn't the weapon of the Jedi, what would be?

[Cukeman]

Nunchucks.

 

What food is most delicious to stuff inside chicken?

[klop422]

Cucumber and Liquorice.

 

What's the worst thing to throw at someone in a pillory

[Mitsukara]

A  Volcano Bakemeat trained on the road of ultimate, or a Hugeball.

 

Why does the atmospheric refraction of the light make the sky blue?

Edited by Mitsukara, 08 February 2018 - 12:52 PM.

[klop422]

Because we defined the colour of the sky as 'blue' and not 'flogesten'

 

Is sound or light better?

[Mitsukara]

Light because it takes a potato chip and eats it and I haven't even watched that show.

 

If you strapped a space shuttle, and the massive launch pillar thingy and fuel supply for a shuttle, to the Ship of Theseus, then blew up the Ship of Theseus and the rest of the launch pillar thingy in order to launch the shuttle, what would the shuttle truly be afterwards??