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[Lightwulf]

You get a welcome pause to your sentence. 

 

I roll a big, fat turkey.

[Nathaniel]

You get a turkey, stuffed with stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, biscuits, cranberry sauce, and butternut squash.

 

I roll a Rick.

[klop422]

You get rickrolled

 

I roll a Morty

[Nathaniel]

You run into Morty Seinfeld, who is about to sell you a raincoat.

 

I roll a crab.

[klop422]

Move as many spaces as you want, but not forwards or backwards.

 

I roll a YouTube Poop

[Nathaniel]

You get a literal poop on Youtube.

 

I roll a Robin.

[klop422]

You're moved to the Hood

 

I roll a wheel

[Kivitoe]

The wheel rolls all the way down hill and hits an innocent traveler.

 

I roll cement.

[Nathaniel]

You find yourself inside the cement... several hours later!

 

I roll a grand slam breakfast.

[klop422]

A great breakfast is slammed on a plate. Lost four turns as you eat it.

 

I roll some creepy 3d animation

[Nathaniel]

It explodes on you while in the house you built.  You need to respawn and rebuild.

 

I roll a "Death by Chocolate" flavor ice cream.

[Kivitoe]

After taking a bite, you suddenly find yourself at the bottom of a delicious pool of chocolate syrup. You try to escape, but to no avail.

 

I roll a big, scary wasp.

[klop422]

You step in the wasps' nest and end up in a lot of trouble

 

I roll a bumblebee

[Lightwulf]

The bee bumbles onto your toe and stings it.  "Ow!"  (But hey, look at it this way, the bee's gonna' die for that mistake!

 

I roll Robo from Chrono Trigger.

[Nathaniel]

This robo just washes your car, which you must still do yourself.

I roll a go to jail.