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Posted 13 May 2019 - 10:15 PM

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Posted 14 May 2019 - 05:40 AM

Find a vuvuzela and play the national anthem on it

 

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Posted 18 May 2019 - 03:41 PM

You smell like a bathroom.

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Posted 02 June 2019 - 07:43 AM

Intensive training and also immense luck.

 

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Posted 02 June 2019 - 10:12 AM

Me, because I get to decide the rules.

 

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Posted 03 June 2019 - 09:30 AM

A place to play games. And nothing else.

 

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Posted 04 June 2019 - 09:13 AM

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, part 2.

 

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Posted 04 June 2019 - 03:46 PM

Seven. One to ask how to do it, two to tell you you need scripts for it, another one to make the script, and another to make a slightly more efficient version of the script.

Then someone to ask again a couple years later and another to direct them to the original thread. And an optional eighth to explain how you can actually do it without scripts in the most convoluted and unintuitive way.

 

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 04:25 PM

Because we need scripting for that!

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Posted 29 June 2019 - 11:15 AM

Three. Beginning, Middle, and end.

 

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Posted 05 July 2019 - 04:29 PM

Atlantis

Why does "do me a solid" mean do one a favor?

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Posted 25 July 2019 - 02:46 PM

"Solid" is a historical term related to the Spanish "Solliddo", which means marsh. In ancient Portugese culture, people would go into the marsh and stand guard for other people's marshfarms. This would be doing a 'Marsh', or, in Spanish, a "Solliddidio". This eventually got shortened to "Soilidddid" in the nearby country of Turkey, when they took the Spanish word from Portugal. This was given to the English, who as the clear sensible people just made it "do me a solid", and left it at that.

 

Why did I just write a paragraph in answer to that?



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Posted 28 July 2019 - 02:08 PM

Because the accurate explanation would require several more paragraphs and time taken away from another hobby.

 

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Posted 29 July 2019 - 03:14 PM

Applertising

 

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Posted 06 August 2019 - 09:05 AM

I accidentally handed my girlfriend a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

 

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