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[klop422]

Super Mario World

 

Only takes place in a small portion of the Mario World

 

2/10

[Nathaniel]

The Legend of Zelda

 

Only takes place in a small portion of Hyrule (see The Adventure of Link)

 

2/10

[klop422]

The Adventure of Link

 

Takes place in too much of Hyrule and so sacrifices detail (as in The Legend of Zelda)

 

1000000/10 (so high it's meaningless and so bad >)

[Nathaniel]

The Critic (if it was a game)

 

It Stinks

 

1/10

[FieryBirdyThing]

Scrabble

 

Official rules do not accept 'kwyjibo' as a word.

 

3/10 (It would've been only one point, but the tile was on a triple-word score.)

[klop422]

The game.

 

There's no way to win, and I just lost the game again

 

0/10

[Nathaniel]

Beat the clock.

 

There just isn't enough time.

 

-1/0

[klop422]

Gonna pile on there and say

Beat the Clock

 

The clock doesn't even scream! It's no fun.

 

-2/10

[Nathaniel]

Scrabble

 

It's less about words, and more about bonuses.

 

4/10

[klop422]

Dragon Quest

 

Doesn't even have a plot twist.

 

10/92

[FieryBirdyThing]

Revenge of the 'Gator

 

What actually happened to make the gator want revenge? This is never addressed.

 

3 balls out of 10. To start, at least.

[Nathaniel]

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

 

 

1 pit out of many

 

Okay, it's not actually a bad reason.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Mega Man (series)

 

If they're supposed to be robots, why are they called '[X] Man'? '[X] Bot' would be more appropriate.

 

1/8

[Nathaniel]

The Legend of Zelda

 

I got lost in the lost woods.  I couldn't find my way out.  It's like getting stuck in a paper bag.  It's hard to get out of those things.

 

2/10

[FieryBirdyThing]

Demon's Crest

 

Firebrand flies all over the map, but can only fly 'in action' when he becomes a specific flying gargoyle. This makes no sense.

 

1/5 (gargoyles can fly)