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[Nathaniel]

...your motherland.

 

They may take our lives, but they will never take...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...our chocolate-chip cookies!

 

Wizard needs...

[Nathaniel]

...a melee weapon!  A shameless plug for MeleeWizard's LPs.

 

In the midst of chaos, there is also...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...a kitten with a ball of wool. (How did you think the chaos started in the first place?)

 

Long live...

[Nathaniel]

...antidisestablishmentarianism!

 

Experience taught me a few things.  ...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...such as 'never eat yellow snow'.

 

We all live in a...

[Nathaniel]

...n anarcho-syndicalist commune.  We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of purely external affairs.

 

Those who live by the sword...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...know that he's a terrible neighbour.

 

All your base...

[Nathaniel]

...are belong to the government.

 

Strike while the...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...weak point flashes for massive damage.

 

Now you're playing with...

[Nathaniel]

...sticks and stones, which may break some bones.

 

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...ten ton anvils will kill me.

 

Trust me, I'm a...

[Nathaniel]

...robot.

 

A cookie is just a cookie, but Newtons are...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...the source of gravity.

 

I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! Right, well this is it! I'm going to give you a...

[Nathaniel]

...copper pickaxe, a copper axe, and a copper shortsword.  It's time you learn to survive on your own in another world!

 

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to...