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#211 klop422

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Posted 23 October 2022 - 04:03 PM

Kirby Superstar

 

I was told this was one game, apparently it's eight? I don't want to play all that!

 

1/8



#212 Nathaniel

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Posted 03 November 2022 - 09:32 PM

Battletoads

 

On co-op mode, we can't get past the crater because we keep killing each other with wrecking balls.

 

2/10



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Posted 06 November 2022 - 09:19 AM

NieR: Automata

 

Why do I have to play as the goth girl when I could play as the super-hot phallic enemy robots?

 

3/10



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Posted 10 November 2022 - 11:39 AM

Bayonetta

 

Too degrading for anyone with moral sensibilities.

 

2/10 (people who had no moral sensibilities)



#215 klop422

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Posted 21 November 2022 - 02:23 PM

Just Dance

 

I distinctly remember the game having a menu. Which, uh, is more than just dancing, isn't it?

 

14/2023



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Posted 21 November 2022 - 03:00 PM

Wheel of Fortune

 

No matter how good you are, you can still lose.  No matter how bad you are, you can still win.

 

Bankrupt/10,000


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#217 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 23 November 2022 - 11:43 AM

Donkey Konga

 

It has every musical style except conga!

 

0/10


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#218 klop422

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Posted 24 November 2022 - 04:51 PM

Super Mario Galaxy

 

It's all right, but I wish you could ride Yoshi.

 

2/10



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Posted 02 December 2022 - 02:25 PM

(American) Football

 

The ball is not usually handled with your foot, and the ball is not round.

 

0/7



#220 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 05 December 2022 - 11:44 AM

Jenga

 

That tower clearly does not meet full health and safety regulations

 

0/10



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Posted 10 December 2022 - 01:37 PM

Duck Hunt

 

Dogs don't help you win the game.  They just confirm your degree of success.

 

5/10 game over



#222 klop422

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Posted 08 January 2023 - 08:43 AM

Super Mario Galaxy 2

 

It's ok, but I feel like Yoshi is a bit much

 

1/10



#223 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 21 January 2023 - 07:22 AM

TMNT: The Cowabunga Collection

 

This is not a collection of cowabungas. I don't even know what a cowabunga is!

 

0/10 cowabungas



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Posted 11 October 2023 - 08:36 AM

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

 

I mean, it's good, but I really wish we'd kept the weapon durability system from the first one. And cryonis, too, that one was great.



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Posted 02 December 2023 - 06:51 PM

Pokémon Gold

 

Melted my cartridge down, but the jeweler didn't give me any cash for it.

 

0/49




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