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[Timelord]

Lump of Coal Games Presents: Breath of the Wild III

 

 

Features

• Too much HP on enemies and bosses.
• Weapons break when you least expect.
• Extremely tedious, and overly long gameplay.
• Cheap hits.
• Gigantic decapitated Ganon head.
• Nonsenseical plot.
• Prettier graphics than the prior version.
• Two endings.
• The Official Gleeok Sadist's Seal of Kwalitee.

 

Coming soon to a stocking near you.

[Timelord]

Quest is released. Grab it before cancel culture makes it unavailable.

[Timelord]

I am considering a cash/prize contest for the first player to beat this quest on Hurt me baby, one more time , entirely recorded on video with no cuts. This will likely occur starting in November, with an update to make restarting faster. If you have an interest in this, please respond; and start your practice sessions. I feel that this is a good challenge.

[P-Tux7]

I am considering a cash/prize contest for the first player to beat this quest on Hurt me baby, one more time , entirely recorded on video with no cuts. This will likely occur starting in November, with an update to make restarting faster. If you have an interest in this, please respond; and start your practice sessions. I feel that this is a good challenge.

I'm up for it.

[Matthew]

Count me in.

[P-Tux7]

Okay, how many hits does this guy take?!? The .qst file has him at 100 HP and the deku stick at 1 damage, but I swear I've hit him over 100 times in a run or two.

[Deedee]

Hurt me Baby one more time has you hit him 1000 times with only 1 miss allowed.