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#871 Nathaniel

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:16 AM

The collection of numbers in this post.

 

What is a subset of the collection of numbers in this post?



#872 klop422

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 05:21 PM

Uh, 1?

 

What is the largest number you can name?



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Posted 17 April 2019 - 10:07 PM

The one that involves dividing by 0.

 

What happens if I cast a divine intervention spell?



#874 klop422

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 11:57 AM

You get to intervene with the divine plan.

 

How were noodles invented?



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Posted 18 April 2019 - 05:05 PM

Two chefs were fighting over dough and it was stretched far enough after the fight got too much out of hand.

 

When does a pizza start to become a pizza?



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Posted 19 April 2019 - 06:03 PM

When it is willed into being.

 

Is a hot dog a sandwich?



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Posted 23 April 2019 - 06:06 PM

Only if you add lettuce, tomato, and onion.

If BLT is bacon lettuce and tomato, what is LGBT?

#878 klop422

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Posted 24 April 2019 - 07:30 AM

Lettuce, Grapes, Bacon, and Tomato

 

Speaking of which, who are the other four horsemen of the Apocalypse?



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Posted 26 April 2019 - 05:08 PM

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen

Why is a red nose problematic?

#880 klop422

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 06:07 PM

Cos it's the colour of the Republicans and so really political. Also, Santa is a Republican.

Or a commie.

 

What's the worst politic?



#881 Nathaniel

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Posted 02 May 2019 - 10:45 PM

The worst politic is politics itself.

 

Why do we have microwaveable soup?



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Posted 05 May 2019 - 05:45 PM

Because Radiowaveable soup is a little low-energy and visible soup is just ridiculous

 

Real question is, what other foods can be called 'souper'?



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Posted 09 May 2019 - 07:08 PM

Stew.  The rest doesn't matter.

 

What's the point of variety meats?



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Posted 10 May 2019 - 03:36 PM

People like to see a lot of meat

 

Where's the best place to look for candy?



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Posted 11 May 2019 - 11:18 AM

under a movie theater seat. tasty!!!!!!!!

what's the opposite of food?
 

Cos it's the colour of the Republicans and so really political. Also, Santa is a Republican.
Or a commie.

he's definitely a commie because no republican would ever be caught dead giving away goods for free :slycool: 8) airhorn :omg: :wow:


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