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#31 Architect Abdiel

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 02:44 PM

Hyrule Warriors:

It's just hack n' slash. Not a real Zelda game.

1/10
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#32 lincolnpepper

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 04:30 PM

link to the past:

it doesn't take a genius to see the dark world is just a copy and paste of the light world with different enemies and colors. lazy.

2/10



#33 Cukeman

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 04:46 PM

[The First Game in the Series]

 

The sequel(s) were just so much better.

 

1/10


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#34 Omega

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Posted 11 June 2017 - 12:16 AM

Super Mario World
 
Why can't Yoshi go inside of castles and haunted houses with mario? Why are half the koopa kids bosses clones of each other?  Why doesn't Luigi play differently from Mario? Why is Tubular so difficult?
 
This game used a lot of cheap shortcuts in it's design. 
 
3/10

The reason Yoshi cannot go into castles is because the castles would have to compromise sprite exgfx to add Yoshi's tongue graphics, so you'd be missing something else. If you let him in to the castle by removing the castle (no intro) settings, the tongue would be garbled.


Dark Seed 2
This game shouldn't exist. 4/5

link to the past:
it doesn't take a genius to see the dark world is just a copy and paste of the light world with different enemies and colors. lazy.
2/10

How can you have a dark and light version of the same world and have them both 100% different? I think they did fine.

#35 Binx

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Posted 11 June 2017 - 12:41 AM

The reason Yoshi cannot go into castles is because the castles would have to compromise sprite exgfx to add Yoshi's tongue graphics, so you'd be missing something else. If you let him in to the castle by removing the castle (no intro) settings, the tongue would be garbled.


Dark Seed 2
This game shouldn't exist. 4/5
How can you have a dark and light version of the same world and have them both 100% different? I think they did fine.

Dude, these are INTENTIONALLY BAD reasons for hating on the games. Also, a 4/5 is a really good rating. I think you might have completely missed the point of this thread.
Anywho

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
PAPER DOESN"T WORK LIKE THAT!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!!!

-6 billion/10

What? I can't give lower than a 0/10? Ok, well, I guess I'll rate it 0/10, then.



#36 Omega

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Posted 11 June 2017 - 03:25 AM

Dude, these are INTENTIONALLY BAD reasons for hating on the games. Also, a 4/5 is a really good rating. I think you might have completely missed the point of this thread.
Anywho
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
PAPER DOESN"T WORK LIKE THAT!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!!!
-6 billion/10
What? I can't give lower than a 0/10? Ok, well, I guess I'll rate it 0/10, then.

If you've seen Dark Seed my rating would make more sense. It's all good though, it was meant as a joke.

#37 Binx

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Posted 11 June 2017 - 07:13 PM

If you've seen Dark Seed my rating would make more sense. It's all good though, it was meant as a joke.

Most of my points were related to your criticisms of other posts.

 

Super Mario Bros.

Mario never fixes the pipes, and the sewers aren't filled with pisswater and crap. So unrealistic.
1/10



#38 Cukeman

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Posted 11 June 2017 - 09:50 PM

Mario Bros.

 

No DNA test to prove "Bros." claim.

 

1.5/10



#39 Yloh

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Posted 16 June 2017 - 09:51 AM

Super Mertoid

 

This game doesn't hold my hand.

 

1/10



#40 Cukeman

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 08:57 PM

Mario series

 

Stars are larger than planets and insanely hot, yet Mario can hold them

 

0/10


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#41 KingPridenia

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 09:50 PM

Terraria

 

Oh look, a 2D Minecraft clone.

 

2/10


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#42 klop422

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 11:51 AM

GTA V
Too much driving for a kid's game
1/12
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#43 Phosphor

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Posted 21 June 2017 - 07:59 PM

Call of Duty
Too much profanity for a babysitter
0/10


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#44 SkyLizardGirl

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Posted 21 June 2017 - 08:17 PM

The Legend of Zelda - The Wind waker

2/10  

-Too much ocean, not much thought put into it, especially any land and dungeons.. just holes on floating rocks.


Edited by SkyLizardGirl, 21 June 2017 - 08:20 PM.


#45 Anthus

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 12:29 AM

Super Mario Odyssey. Yoshi looks waaaay too realistic. And where is Luigi?

 

-3/10.




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