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[Ventus]

http://www.gizoogle.net/

 

I found this and it translates pages into a form of language that is quite fun to read

 

Also putting the Forum rules through this was the best thing I done all day lol http://www.gizoogle....gle Dis Shiznit <These rules are extremely better worded.

[coolgamer012345]

I discovered this a few months ago then forgot about it.

 

The pages it can change is glorious.

 

Edit: Warning to other people; gizoogle frequently has curses in it's "translations"

Edited by Coolgamer012345, 11 November 2015 - 02:53 PM.

[Golden Guardian]

I went ahead an put this page through it just to try it out. Oh my goodness this is glorious. Especially the "Log in to reply" message. XD

[Eddy]

Oh god, I translated the current On The Green with that site.

 

"In tha Lost Mackdaddydom of tha Banana Blood God"

I died.

[Aevin]

I find this thread pretty inappropriate, and I'd like to remind you all of this section from the forum rules:

 

If you wouldn't want yo' muthafathas, boss, or mackdaddys ta peep it on yo' screen, then it don't belong on PureZC.

 

Thank you.

[SkyLizardGirl]

I find this thread pretty inappropriate, and I'd like to remind you all of this section from the forum rules:

 

If you wouldn't want yo' muthafathas, boss, or mackdaddys ta peep it on yo' screen, then it don't belong on PureZC.

 

Thank you.

 

wait what? ..

[Deedee]

I find dis thread pretty inappropriate, n' I'd like ta remind you all of dis section from tha forum rules:

 

If you wouldn't want yo' muthafathas, boss, or mackdaddys ta peep it on yo' screen, then it don't belong on PureZC.

 

Nuff props, biatch.

 

wait what, biatch? ..

Edited by Dimentio, 11 November 2015 - 08:23 PM.

[thepsynergist]

Oh my god.  My local paper, holy shit.

 

http://www.gizoogle....gle Dis Shiznit

 

I love how a death is called, "thugged-out dirt nap."

Edited by thepsynergist, 11 November 2015 - 08:57 PM.

[Haylee]

[Russ]

"In tha Lost Mackdaddydom of tha Banana Blood God"
I died.

brb convincing Moosh to help me make this a thing.

In all seriousness, even just reading the site rules with this is pretty fantastic. "So please don't rap battle semantics wit us." I can't speak for the entire staff here, but if people argued the rules with us in the form of rap battles, I think I'd enjoy my responsibilities a lot more.

[Shane]

Translated one of my older ZC project stories:

 

Long, long ago, all up in tha beginnin of Hyrulez gametime, there existed a gangbangin' force dat could wipe up evil a a single instant. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha force could also be used fo' tha opposite. Many evil doers searched fo' tha force, hopin they could wipe up a opposin forces, n' rule tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Seein this, tha Goddess sealed tha juice tha fuck into a sword, which may only be touched by dem of a pureheart, n' sealed tha sword within a temple. Da legend was passed down all up in time, n' decades later, it reached tha earz of a cold-ass lil certain pimp yo. Dude was 15, n' went by tha name of Gary.

 

 

Dude fuckin started a search fo' tha divine sword, up in hopez of obtainin everlastin juice n' shiznit yo. Dude climbed mountains, traveled all up in forests n' valleys, n' waded all up in deep rivers, ta reach tha Temple of Time. When he arrived, however, tha door was closed, n' would not open ta his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude tried wit all his crazy-ass might, fo' days...Weeks...Months...At last, afta 8 monthz of survivin of tha wild muthafuckas n' plants, n' pryin all up in tha door, da thug was able ta open up in just enough ta squeeze all up in cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. When he approached tha sword, da perved-out muthafucka stared at it up in wonder n' shit. But when he reached ta grab it, a electric-like shock burnt his bangin right hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude was up in need of tha Golden Force. Da Triforce, which was only possessed by dem of pure hearts yo. Dude takes tha name of Ganon, n' vows ta take tha Force from any whoz ass may possess dat shit.

 

A year passes, n' it is Link's, a hood boy's, 18th birthday. It make me wanna hollar playa! His playa, Mido, gives his ass a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shield, knowin his fuckin lil' trip is ta explore tha ghetto n' become a all up playa yo. Dude sets off ta a cold-ass lil cave, where there is supposedly some treasure, n' findz a oldschool sword. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude cleans it up in a river, n' goes ta try it out. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat when he attacks a enemy, he fails ta successfully slay it, n' is chased until tha monsta takes a thugged-out dirt nap from loss of blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Link findz his dirty ass lost, n' begins ta wander all up in tha Lost Woodz yo. Dude reaches a cold-ass lil cave, n' entas fo' shelter, only ta discover dat itz filled wit monstas yo. Dude works his way in, outta curiosity, n' findz a alter n' shit. When tha pimpin' muthafucka touches tha alter, a funky-ass bright light blindz his ass fo' a second, n' when he opens his wild lil' fuckin eyes dat schmoooove muthafucka has a golden triangle shinin on his hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude then notices a tablet on tha wall. Well shiiiit, it reads...

 

Possessor of tha Golden Force. Yo ass is destined fo' favor n' misfortune. Yo ass must climb tha tower of tha Gods' n' obtain tha key ta tha templez fo' realz. Afta you do so, travel ta each of them, n' unlock they secrets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Then you must travel ta tha Temple up in which time has no boundaries, n' obtain tha holy sword. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! What you do wit it is up ta you, biatch...

 

 

Afta readin this, Link, curious, sets up ta find tha Tower of tha Gods', known has Godz Look-out, n' become tha pimp of his fuckin lil' dreams.

 

 

MY NAME TRANSLATES TO SHIZZLE AAAAAAAAAA

[Koh]

I guess I don't speak enough "hood" to know what half these words mean, so it comes off as a bunch of nonsense xD.  I'd almost consider it broken English, like what happens when you Google Translate any east Asian language into English.

[Shane]

Just a warning: do not look up any food topics, especially meat ones. I got very out of context results.