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[Ventus]

Okay time my first Message Board Game.

Okay heres how it'll work. the players will say 2 names of Random Famous People or Video game Characters.
Like this.

Poster1-says "Chuck Norris VS Mike tyson" after that the next person will have to say who wins and the reason why they Won. like this

Poster 2-says "Chuck Norris wins cuz He's knows Kungfu"
and after that poster 2. will say two new names. and so on.

and thats how this game works Ok

I'll start it now
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"Fox From starfox VS Snake from Metal gear solid"

[Ica]

Snake sneaked up on fox and shoved a granade down his throat, winning the fight seconds later.

Mario from Super Mario Bros. VS. Link from The Legend of Zelda (Let's get this one out of the way)

[Fabbrizio]

Link deflects Mario's fireball with his mirror shield, and uses the split second delay to finish him.

Frogger versus Slippy from Star Fox

[MoscowModder]

Slippy ran over Frogger with his Arwing but then realized Fox wasn't around for backup and couldn't get "that guy" off him.

Ganon vs. Majora

[Mero]

Frogger because he owns these streets!
Ganon because majora is just a mask you put on you're face. And it's not halloween...

Adolf Hitler versus Osama Bin Ladin

Edited by blackbishop89, 19 September 2011 - 01:30 PM.

[Ventus]

^neither both dead


Samus From metriod VS Megaman

[Cukeman]

Rock Man 'cause he doesn't need fourteen energy tanks, and because he rocks!

Jimmy Olsen (Superman) vs. Westley Crusher (Star Trek)

Edited by Cukeman, 19 September 2011 - 09:24 PM.

[Ventus]

SuperMan Super Punch's Westley Crusher So hard he flew out of the enterprise.
Then Dies do to open space not having air he dies instantly

"Ryu" from Street fighter VS "Lighting" from FF13

[Moosh]

Ryu wins because Lightning was too busy suffering from being a character in another terrible final fantasy sequel.

Bowser vs Wart

[Ventus]

Bowser wins by default bcuz he is a badA$$

"Mega man X" VS "Sonic the hedgehog"

Edited by linktopower, 19 September 2011 - 09:39 PM.

[Shane]

I really think this is a replica of This or That...

Annnnnnnnnyways.

Link because he decided to come in and kill them both.

"Phi" or "Ghirahim"?

[Geoffrey]

Ghirahim, because I don't know who Phi is.

Master Chief or Noble Six?

[Cukeman]

Noble Six, because I never liked the name "Master Chief" (and I always think 'Master Chef')

Apollo Creed or Clubber Lang?

Edited by Cukeman, 20 September 2011 - 02:14 AM.

[Shane]

Ghirahim, because I don't know who Phi

Phi is Link's helper from SS silly.

Also neither, Cukemen don't know them.

Link or Peter Pan?

Edited by Shane, 20 September 2011 - 03:21 AM.

[The Satellite]

Link. Peter Pan may never grow up, but that doesn't mean one well-shot arrow from Link's bow can't take out his life.

Now it's my turn to switch it up a bit...



EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF PureZCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

BILL RIZER


VERSUS

MASTER CHIEF


BEGIN

Bill:
I was burnin' through lead before shooters were cool
And I'm proud to call myself original old-school
I attack alien ass with just the clothes on my back, b****
You wear that pansy-ass armor made for punks with no tactics
You carry two weapons to get your job done
I only need one gun to go to town, son
So take a seat and watch me bring the heat, little lass
Before I take my spread gun out and go ballistic on your ass.

Chief:
I need a weapon. I think I'll start with my rhymes
My games are classic, yours have been lost with the times
I revolutionized the shooter genre you little prick
Nice gun. You must be makin' up for your dick
As for my armor? I can actually survive in a fight
You only take one hit and then you go down in three lives
B****
When I go down, I get back up so you don't have to start over
Your gameplay is as weak as a game of red rover.

Bill:
Please, only hardcore players can brag on our screen
Your pussy fans can't keep up with me and Lance Bean
Free checkpoints at every corner and infinite free lives?
Let's see you survive 30 lives in the Red Falcon's hive!

Chief:
That's it. Time to finish this fight
I took down entire alien organizations all on my own might
Your "aliens" are just shrimps and lint-spitting vaginas
And those ripoffs from Cameron's Alien? They just give me angina.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP... BATTLES OF PureZC!




... that was the stupidest thing I've ever done and I won't be doing it again but I was bored and felt like doing something creative/time-wasting. But there you go, and yeah, Bill Rizer of Contra vs. Master Chief of Halo. Take your pick.