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[ShadowTiger]

Person A suggests a subject.

Person B writes two haikus about that subject, and then suggests a new subject afterwards.

^: Halo.

I have a charged green.
I go running to my death.
My hand kinda burns.

I wait with my sword,
stalking in the deep shadows.
I feel so alone.



Pasta!

[Bagel]

Ah, tortellini.
With tomato sauce and cheese
It is just sublime.

I can enjoy it
Anytime that I am home
And that is awesome.


Kittens.

[ShadowTiger]

Tiny balls of fur,
come rampaging down the hall!
Some call that bowling.

CDs line the floor.
Kittens like to scratch things up.
So I got there first.



Cars.

[Bagel]

Cars take us places.
Sometimes to work, sometimes home.
Using four wheels.

This may not be so
In a hundred years, maybe.
We might teleport.


Music.

[ShadowTiger]

I just heard this song,
stuck all inside of my head.
Song that never ends...

I am now immune.
It's really the strangest thing.
Metal helps me sleep.



Allergies.

[Bagel]

Sinus cavity.
We are mortal enemies.
How are you so full?

I cannot clear you
No matter how hard I try.
I need a tissue.


Message boards.

[ShadowTiger]

Hi Drama Llama.
You're so yellow and fluffy.
But you're so evil!

Another day here!
I click the New Thread button.
... No thoughts come to mind.



McDonalds.

[Bagel]

I rather humbly
Suggest that this become the
Lounge thread, but not quite.

It would require
That each post be in haiku.
Does this sound all right?

The topic would flow
With each post, instead of
Being confined there.

Edited by Bengal, 20 October 2009 - 07:49 PM.

[ShadowTiger]

Okay, it sounds good.
But let us make it separate.
... wait, two syllables? ._O

Or was that a three
syllable word? I don't know.
But honestly, meh.

[Bagel]

We could move it to
Off the Beaten Path, where it
Could flourish ... maybe.

[Silver]

What on earth is this?
It looks intriguing and odd.
I will try this. Whoo.

[Nathaniel]

On the other day
I met a great big brown bear
oh way way up there.

He looked at me there
I looked at him and he stared
and he sized up me.

Dentists

[Silver]

Nathaniel, how did
you meet flying bears? It sounds
as if you might had.

Dentists are our friends.
Cleaning, fixing, drilling teeth.
Oh how does health hurt.

Sandwich.

[Bayta]

Sandwich, so awesome,
you fill me when I'm hungry.
Some don't enjoy you.

Sandwich, I like you.
With meat, and lettuce,and cheese.
Rye, ham, and much swiss.

Couches

[Fausch]

Ah, my red sofa
How it reeks of kitten piss
and is change ridden

I smoke Marlboros
On the moldy basement couch
And the cans pile up...

Heavy Metal