That's it. Nothing more to see here. Everyone go home.
Okay but for serious, rejoice, for it is that rarest of occasions we hardly get to celebrate around this neighborhood. That's right. The North Star itself, Polaris, is now a Forum Assistant! Congratulations to you!
Wait a minute. That wasn't it. I mean yes, he was hired, but he's not actually a star. I think. If you are, please correct me. But on top of that, the actual rare occurrence is the promotion of a new Administrator! Welcome, admin Russ!
Everyone else, get to the shelters while you can.