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#121 Magi_Hero

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 05:19 PM

Houston, do you see?
There's a lobster on the moon.
I think he's hungry.

Next haiku: chicken fingers
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#122 ShadowTiger

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Posted 18 January 2016 - 08:34 PM

Chicken fingers lie!
I feel shame to discuss this.
Not once did they fing.


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#123 Magi_Hero

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 02:39 PM

Tom Cruise can't use these.
He was stuck in a closet.
The doors are evil.

Next Haiku: The Doors
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#124 ShadowTiger

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 03:26 PM

I open a door.

Music comes out sometimes, so

I open them all.  :D

 

 

 

Next haiku:  A seagull steals your hot dog while you're eating it.



#125 Cukeman

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 04:44 PM

Gull, I say frankly:

That's MY Ballpark that you stole!

*Leaves the stadium*

 

Next: Solid Snake and a cardboard box


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#126 Magi_Hero

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Posted 20 January 2016 - 12:50 PM

Sometimes I'm sneaky.
Sometimes I'm rather smashing.
Plug pad in port two.

Next haiku: Amazon.com
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#127 ShadowTiger

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Posted 20 January 2016 - 01:29 PM

I live by the sea.

Bought something from Amazon.

Arrived by seagull.

 

Next haiku:  Biting into an ice cream cake, and it's not what you thought it would be.



#128 klop422

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Posted 31 January 2016 - 09:22 AM

Bit into a cake

It is a real ice cream cake

But, eugh, what is this?

 

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#129 Nathaniel

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Posted 14 February 2017 - 10:16 PM

You are the worst thing

The very very worst thing

To happen to me!

 

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#130 Magi_Hero

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 01:43 PM

Don't drink the water.
Eat peanuts at the pool bar.
The wall bars you now.

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#131 Cukeman

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 10:08 AM

Said I to the jerk

Who insulted my girlfriend

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#132 klop422

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Posted 08 May 2020 - 04:02 PM

I guess that I should

revive this three-year-old thread

for nothing but laughs


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#133 Nathaniel

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:34 PM

You may very well

So I respectfully post

Another Haiku



#134 klop422

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 06:56 AM

Superposition

is where you place two objects

over each other


Edited by klop422, 12 May 2020 - 06:56 AM.

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#135 ShadowTiger

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Posted 13 May 2020 - 02:42 PM

So this guy comes in
With a laptop covered in
jelly. It happens.

My cat licks my mouth
whenever he gets the chance..
I keep food in it.
... ...
I should really add

that I meant my mouth and not

my cat.  Silly me.

 

That Lannister Dwarf

can talk his way out of a

paper bag. ... ... He's that small?

My hobbies include

watching paint dry after I

applied that wet paint.

Terraria soon!
Forget building stuff, yo..
LET'S ALL GO GOLFING!




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