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#1 ShadowTiger

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Posted 03 April 2015 - 04:10 PM

The person above you will suggest a topic. You then make a haiku about it!

Don't know what a Haiku is? It's a three-line poem, with the first and third line having 5 syllables, and the second line having 7.

My awesome haiku


Next haiku: The smog in San Francisco.

#2 Magi_Hero

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 03:32 PM

I can't see the sky.

My lungs feel like endless fire.

I blame all the things.



Next haiku: cooking pasta
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#3 ShadowTiger

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 04:37 PM

Today, I want to
eat two thousand of something.
Let's make mad rice, dawg.



Next haiku: Riding your bike to work. In any weather, actually.

#4 Magi_Hero

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 08:01 PM

My chain is popping.

Just hit my knees on pedals.

This is not my day.

Next haiku: something not depressing about chinese food

#5 ShadowTiger

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Posted 10 April 2015 - 09:20 PM

That was not duck sauce...
Dipped stuff in Chinese Mustard. :(
Awesome new challenge!


Next haiku: Finding something interesting on a nature walk.

#6 Beefster

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Posted 14 April 2015 - 09:38 PM

Today I walk east

To the mountains of Provo

I find a cookie.

 

Next Haiku: Finals week.



#7 ShadowTiger

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Posted 15 April 2015 - 04:26 PM

Clumps and clumps and clumps.
Finals! I tear at my head!
I have no more hair.


Next Haiku: Finding a foreign object in your food.

#8 Beefster

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Posted 16 April 2015 - 08:09 PM

I ate with my niece.

Hey! It's a pacifier

In my bowl of soup.

 

Next topic: trench warfare.



#9 ShadowTiger

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Posted 17 April 2015 - 05:42 PM

Lying in this hole,
bullets are like, whatever.
There's rocks in my shoes. :(


Next haiku: Seeing something that should absolutely not be able to happen. At all.
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#10 Beefster

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Posted 17 April 2015 - 08:03 PM

John fell to his death.

Well, that is what it looked like.

He walked off his fall.

 

Next haiku: Weird magic tricks.



#11 Magi_Hero

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 02:51 PM

Please put hand in hat.

You procure a dusty old orb.

Now you get a wish.

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Bowling

#12 Beefster

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 03:46 PM

I suck at bowling

The ball slips out of my hand.

Gutterball again.

 

Next haiku: Getting a haircut.



#13 ShadowTiger

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 05:00 PM

>Am Bad Luck Brian.
>Barber reaches for scissors.
>Finds only chainsaw.



Next haiku: An eventful trip to the bakery!
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#14 Beefster

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 06:07 PM

My bakery run:

I met a lovely lady.

Now she is my wife.

 

Next haiku: things you wish didn't have legs



#15 ShadowTiger

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 08:13 PM

Happy Birthday, me!
I would sit down to some cake,
But it ran away.

Next haiku: A trip to the Hardware store.


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