Certain reviews give games bad ratings for stupid reasons. We all know this.
So, let's get into the mindset of these types and give our own bad ratings for dumb reasons.
I make one, next person makes one. We keep going.
It works better when you use a good game, like I will.
So, I'll start.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
Pizza shouldn't heal. Especially not as quickly as in this game. 4/10