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#181 Nathaniel

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Posted 01 October 2022 - 03:32 PM

You get them, but I have a brand new key.

 

I roll a Cadillac Eldorado.



#182 klop422

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Posted 03 October 2022 - 10:43 AM

Everyone claps as you drive by because of your nice new ride.

 

I roll a banned game on Steam



#183 Nathaniel

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Posted 07 October 2022 - 09:56 AM

You earn banned achievements for an excellent performance.

 

I roll a sushi burrito.



#184 klop422

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Posted 08 October 2022 - 05:30 PM

You get wrapped in rice.

 

I roll facebook



#185 Nathaniel

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Posted 17 October 2022 - 09:00 PM

You get the past and the present jumbled and end up with facescroll.

 

I roll an incoming magic spell.


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#186 klop422

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Posted 23 October 2022 - 03:55 PM

The rice gets destroyed, but you're safe

 

I roll consistency



#187 Nathaniel

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Posted 03 November 2022 - 09:21 PM

You roll a 1 again.  One of these days you will run out of things to drop.

 

I roll the whole nine yards.



#188 klop422

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Posted 06 November 2022 - 09:14 AM

You get some rug burn and a lot of dirt on your body. That's quite a way to roll!

 

I roll a CD of original amateur rap



#189 Nathaniel

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Posted 11 November 2022 - 03:44 PM

Your poetic skills improve twofold.

 

I roll a deuce.


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#190 klop422

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Posted 21 November 2022 - 02:23 PM

You're stuck in a tennis match for the rest of time.

 

I roll love



#191 Nathaniel

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Posted 21 November 2022 - 02:49 PM

The next roll is either happily married, a prisoner in your own home, divorced, or registered sex offender.

 

I roll green beans and cornbread.



#192 klop422

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Posted 24 November 2022 - 04:48 PM

You get corn beans and green bread.

 

I roll and rock



#193 Nathaniel

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Posted 26 November 2022 - 01:20 PM

Critical hit!  You get a rolling rock, to drink while on your roll n' rocker.

 

I roll a roadhouse.



#194 klop422

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Posted 08 January 2023 - 08:49 AM

It's filled with road.

 

I roll a two-week, all-inclusive holiday in Greece.




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