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[Fabbrizio]

Godsent rage and hate
I wish the world would just die
dun-nun, dun-nun-nah

baseball.

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 03 November 2009 - 07:55 PM.

[Alestance]

Do not say my hate
Extends to only baseball
Hated are all sports

Watching and waiting
At the home plate, bat in tow
They call "Batter Up!"

Health Potion

[Koh]

No, my Stamina!
I should get my Health Potion...
But I don't have one!

If I flee right now,
I can raid the item store.
Sounds like a good plan!

~~~Azure Dreams~~~

[Mitchfork]

EDIT: Koh beat me to it.

Oh sweet health potion
Whether ye be red or blue
Why must you be cork'd?

I need your healing,
Some mana would be nice too,
My mage is without.

Aqualung.

[Koh]

If I go in there
without one, I'll flippin' drown.
I won't enjoy that.

I finally
strapped one on, but alas, there
was a whole in it!

~~~~~Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver~~~~~

[Alestance]

Only Gold have I
First and only game I've had
Pokemon bores me

So they remade them?
I guess we can benefit
but only if they're true

Sword Beams

[Koh]

What is this madness!
All I did was swing my blade...
What sorcery's this?

Look at it, flying
across the room. So what will
happen if it hits?

~~~~~Zelda Classic~~~~~

[Radien]

Softly, I click twice
I stare in profound horror
"Quest file corrupted"

Two quests? Not enough
From here to eternity
We must remake them


Next... daytime television!

[Alestance]

Soap Opera Time!
Or maybe I'd watch game shows?
I don't like those soaps

Infact, this bores me.
I ceaselessly channel surf
to find nothing on

Gnomes

[jerome]

They sit in gardens
Home of the travelling gnome
Expedia Rocks!!

Paint them if you want
Or you buy them precolored
Concrete of plastic?

****Windmills****

[Alestance]

They suddenly came
Giant Metal Spinning Blades
Electricity

They ship that power
To some other state, I think
Why don't we get it?

(They erected like, hundreds of windmills around the area for generating electricity, and we don't get any of it. It gets shipped off to Jersey. )

Scams

[Radien]

A very nice man
He wants to give you money
Nigerian Prince

Exclusive offer
A fantastic pyramid
Would you purchase it?


Next... Spam! (either edible or digital)

[Koh]

I check my e-mail...
BAM! A crapload of spam mail.
What the heck is that!?

I want to delete
all of the spam from my mail,
so I just hit Del.

One more time, since it never got answered....
~~~~~Azure Dreams~~~~~

[Radien]

Azure Dreams, what's that?
I must have passed that one by
But Koh sure likes it

Love/hate paradox
Random dungeons vex, perplex
A curse or blessing?


Next:
~~~~Catgirls~~~~

[Alestance]

Keep them away please!
Their ears are quite lovely, see?
uncontainable!

That slim tail, you tease!
Get away you foul creatures!
You beasts are sexy!

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